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I want a space burial when I die.
This is not satire, this is not a troll post, I'm being genuinely serious.

I have this really deep fixation about continuing to "exist" until the literal end of time. With a burial or cremation your body ceases to exist pretty quickly, your physical self is gone. But if my entire body got flash frozen immediately after I died and I was placed in some kind of protective coffin and vacuum sealed that would protect my body from the harmful ionizing radiation, that would otherwise cause my body to disintegrate.

I've researched this and it involves using several different materials to protect against all the different radiation but ultimately it involves using opaque materials, which is not what I want because I want "to see the universe" when I'm dead. Hopefully in the future we'll develop a transparent material capable of protecting the body.

Then my coffin would be loaded into a rocket, launched into space, ejected and using a slingshot around Jupiter to send me off into the universe at about 38,000mph, never to return, never to slow down, and virtually guaranteed never to collide with anything.

So how long will I be travelling through the universe for? Well after 28 years I'd be completely outside of the furthest reaches of the solar system. 1.3billion years and I'd exit the Milky way galaxy.

By this time Earth will be literally boiling hot from the suns heat and after a couple billion years the solar system will be consumed by the sun.

At this point I'll essentially be in the void permanently, I'm simply not moving fast enough to catch up the galaxies which are moving away, but I'll still "see" their light.

So how long will I actually be travelling through the universe and how far will I make it at a measly 38,000mph? Considering light travels at 136,000 miles per second? Well I will easily make it past the entire observable universe (93billion light years), which will take me approximately 840trillion years, which is a literal drop in the ocean in terms of how long I will be travelling for.

My coffin with me inside will travel for about 10^34 years, or about 10^29 light years. Basically my little coffin will travel 6quintillion times further than the current observable universe before proton decay finally causes my coffin (and all matter in the universe) to fall apart into fundamental positrons, gamma ray photons and some other stuff. Only then will I finally cease to exist.

I know this sounds like a ridiculous proposition but I think in ~50 years time rocket technology and costs will be dramatically lower and space burials of this nature may be a really viable burial option.

Thank you for reading my dream burial :)
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i aint reading allat!

when i die i wanna get thrown in the woods and let bugs or a bear feast on me. hopefully the microplastics and cigarettes havent made me too toxic X3
All you have to do is have a few hundred million dollars, and a company would be willing to fulfill your dreams. Hope you don't mind having a Space X logo on you coffin for eternity.
metamec 3 Aug @ 5:09am 
I just wonder what is the point. Not just in reading that, but in doing what is proposed. It seems like an awful lot of hassle to avoid being buried like a peasant. Particularly when you're dead and won't have a clue. :sartre:
in 50 years time rocket technology wont be cheaper, unless they all adopted the fantasy of going out of earth airspace.
3 Aug @ 5:13am 
For me it would be enough to be buried in a forest without a coffin. No need to waste that many resources and effort for me when I won't have the counsciousness to know where are people taking me.
Originally posted by Psiomi:
For me it would be enough to be buried in a forest without a coffin. No need to waste that many resources and effort for me when I won't have the counsciousness to know where are people taking me.
If you don't mind shipping your remains to Tibet and parts of Mongolia, I am sure you could have a sky burial.
Alxndr 3 Aug @ 5:22am 
Originally posted by metamec:
I just wonder what is the point. Not just in reading that, but in doing what is proposed. It seems like an awful lot of hassle to avoid being buried like a peasant. Particularly when you're dead and won't have a clue. :sartre:

Because to me it means something, it's meaningful. It helps me accept the prospect of death, if that explains it better. When I'm old and dying, I think I'd take comfort in knowing that "my future" is a literal journey through the universe, rather than buried in the ground or incinerated.
Alxndr 3 Aug @ 5:24am 
Originally posted by Psiomi:
For me it would be enough to be buried in a forest without a coffin. No need to waste that many resources and effort for me when I won't have the counsciousness to know where are people taking me.

But you'd know now while you're alive? You can look at images of the universe right now, other galaxies, nebula, gas clouds and see where you'd be heading to. I totally understand the point of when you're dead you can't experience anything. But for me there's something deeply emotional about a burial like I described.
metamec 3 Aug @ 5:30am 
Originally posted by Alxndr:
Because to me it means something, it's meaningful. It helps me accept the prospect of death, if that explains it better. When I'm old and dying, I think I'd take comfort in knowing that "my future" is a literal journey through the universe, rather than buried in the ground or incinerated.

Everyone's got their own way of making sense of the big unknown, I guess. If picturing yourself on a never-ending cosmic road trip helps you with that, more power to you. Sorry for being a jerk. ✌️
vkobe 3 Aug @ 5:36am 
Originally posted by steven1mac:
All you have to do is have a few hundred million dollars, and a company would be willing to fulfill your dreams. Hope you don't mind having a Space X logo on you coffin for eternity.
nope, hundred thousands yes

but hundred million lol, some rocket only cost 10 millions $$
This is why we have religion.

the inherent *need* to think we carry on.
If you have the money to do it then so be it.
Bubbles 3 Aug @ 5:38am 
You can not be buried in space because space has no life, therefore no soil , or environment for soil to grow, therefore you can not be buried in space.

Originally posted by Alxndr:
Originally posted by metamec:
I just wonder what is the point. Not just in reading that, but in doing what is proposed. It seems like an awful lot of hassle to avoid being buried like a peasant. Particularly when you're dead and won't have a clue. :sartre:

Because to me it means something, it's meaningful. It helps me accept the prospect of death, if that explains it better. When I'm old and dying, I think I'd take comfort in knowing that "my future" is a literal journey through the universe, rather than buried in the ground or incinerated.


why couldnt your spirit do that anyweays? why do you need your physical body to spiritually travel through the universe.
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vkobe 3 Aug @ 5:39am 
Originally posted by metamec:
I just wonder what is the point. Not just in reading that, but in doing what is proposed. It seems like an awful lot of hassle to avoid being buried like a peasant. Particularly when you're dead and won't have a clue. :sartre:
lol at least paesant get buried

us we going to be burned and turn into ash, sorry not space anymore in graveyard, if you want be buried you join marine and maybe they buried you in arlington
metamec 3 Aug @ 5:46am 
I just couldn't care less what happens to my remains. Whatever my remaining family decides is fine by me. The peasant remark was more out of sarcasm.
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