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Two dead boys got up to fight.
They turned their backs and faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot the other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a fool for their referee.
A mute eyewitness screamed with fright.
A cripple danced to see the sight.
A deaf policeman heard the noise.
He came and shot the two dead boys.
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the copper in the eye,
And knocked him through a rubber wall,
Into a ditch and drowned them all.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man. He saw it too.
Two dead boys jumped outta their tomb.
With zombie swag and ghostly sass,
They squared up backwards face-to-ass.
They drew their swords made out of cheese,
Then shot each other... with garden peas.
One was blind and the other wore shades,
So naturally, they hired a jester from SpaceX Trades.
The referee, a certified fool,
Judged from a kiddie pool filled with gruel.
A mute eyewitness gasped, then sang
A Taylor Swift song with a chicken's twang.
A cripple moonwalked through the air,
Did a TikTok dance with zero care.
A deaf cop heard the screaming goat,
Showed up riding a banana boat.
Without a word, he whipped out a trout,
And slapped those boys till their brains fell out.
Just then a paralyzed donkey trotted past
(Yeah, I know. Don't question it. It happened fast.)
He ninja-kicked the cop so high,
He did three flips and kissed the sky.
He smashed right through a rubber wall,
Into a ditch... and that was all.
They drowned in confetti, foam, and glue.
But if you think this ain’t quite true,
Just ask the blind guy eating stew
He saw it all... in 3D too.