sengoku banzaaaaaaaaaaiii

Eat rice and going to the No theatre.

become an oiran for a local shogun

idk, probably be imprisoned or somethin

Find the dragon balls so I can wish my ass back home.

Same thing which happens if I wake up in medieval Europe. Either I awaken into royalty and order my servants to hold a big feast in celebration or I awaken a peasant and put up with the peasant life long enough to either get jumped by rabid tanuki or have a neighoring samurai clan storm my rice fields and burn my house down.

Which period between 1150 and 1650.

Originally posted by isomorphic_projection:

Which period between 1150 and 1650.

idk you can choose

Have sex with lots of geishas

Originally posted by doomshadow612:

Have sex with lots of geishas

geisha for most of that era were primarily men. so thats very based of you

Originally posted by salamander:

Originally posted by doomshadow612:

Have sex with lots of geishas

geisha for most of that era were primarily men. so thats very based of you

And to add to that, geishas don't do the sex thing. They were higly trained and skilled entertainers, not sex workers.

step one: find a samurai hat that matches my heels. step two: start a karaoke rebellion and finally step three teach the ninjas how to party hard

Get the heck out of Japan.

Unite the Ainu to put a united front against Japan, then it would just be a matter of staying that way so Russia wouldn't annex the territory either.

Originally posted by Voroff:

Originally posted by salamander:

geisha for most of that era were primarily men. so thats very based of you

And to add to that, geishas don't do the sex thing. They were higly trained and skilled entertainers, not sex workers.

aye indeed, geisha were closer to actors or almost clowns/mimes in a way. i am sure people did sleep with geisha sometimes, but it was not part of their job.