Imagine if he escaped rehab.
https://youtu.be/QfBcESN3J0o?si=3bwJmacMBpDidTUh

No!

Yes I fear Mondelez International a lot.. They are a true cookie monster and their most popular product is filled with harmful ingredients

He can have my cookie :3

Not mine, Ill defend it

maybe if he was in Quake Arcane Dimensions...

oh wait, he was probably that Shambler that just stopped me from progressing in the latest Xmas Jam level "Frozen Factory"

No. He's just a regular Joe who made some bad life choices. Cookie addiction is a public health issue which should be dealt with in a compassionate manner.

Originally posted by mai72:

He sees us eating cookies

Are you afraid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izTNttvZLR8

Only for my profits in cookie clicker.

Cookie Monster is a sesame street character. That means he can be reasoned with and taught how to share, especially if it results in him getting more cookies than what he might otherwise get. It is possibly one of his more common plot threads.

If you see a wild cookie monster charging at you just yell wait or stop and offer him half of the cookies you're currently eating and to bake more, and you'll be fine. Well, unless you are a cookie. Then you just have to run like the gingerbread man.