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Will you be posting on Steam as an old person?
Imagine if you live to 95. If Steam is still around will you be posting from bedside?

With your bed pan by your side. Complaining about youngins today

Eatin your prunes and wet oats...
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hell no lol, when I get my sugar daddies inheritance I'm out of here uwu
i'm sure everyone will find greener pastures when there's some inevitable policy change that erases this place for whatever reason. it would be sad to lose contact with some people, but that's life.
WarHeRo 12 Aug @ 5:48am 
i would be posting but not bout young people 😎
Clippy 12 Aug @ 5:51am 
25 is old to a 6 year old.
35 is old to a 15 year old.

98 is young to death.
no, my soma will have returned to the lake of mud by then and been reborn in our world as a meat tree
WarHeRo 12 Aug @ 5:53am 
Originally posted by Fakken:
25 is old to...
well, most people in their early 20s call me uncle. so i think anything above 25 is regarded old for people under 25
I don't know.
1 veeery few people live to reach 98..

2 as an old person, you value your time more, your be more interesting seeing your children, grandchildren, friends one more time. (before you or others die)
I hope your not wasting it on here.

3 it is possible you still game.. likely the young ones having moved on to something new.. like we having some old annalog made for elders offline game system networked to play with the other elders... which to the youngones.. be like those antiquated big button landline phones old people today still use... or how they are the only ones still writing paper checks..
-> already we see that people like me in their 40's remenecence about both the early internet with chatrooms (something the newer all smartphone generation has nothing with) with annalog boardgames, and with the days of lanparties and before steam was a thing with our classic cdrom, and floppy games..
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I mean my dad collected comics from his childhood.. what that still a populair comic in our day? barely.. most people under 50 would even know those comic characters... those who would either had a dad collecting them too..

I mean I try to get people into red alert 2.. the best rts ever... but I have found few young ones willing to try it out..
morrowind.. much superior to skyrim.. same thing..
they just see something that looks old.. and cannot see it is objectively better..

and already 95% of what I play are 1995-2005 games or remakes of them..
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now add many more decades.. and you see where you get... those games we are into are than anqieues no modern steam site will have..

kids won't be gaming on a pc or using a mouse and keyboard.. they be using not even x86 perhaps not even binary or electrical computing..

the gaming we have now.,. be closer to playing on an old console from the 70s.. it be not something they be interesting in... and there be no market for it on steam..
so no we won't be chatting on here..

but we may be on some oldtimersforum... where we share pirated copies and fixes... to keep our old stuff working
I almost certainly won’t make it to dat age, humanity only has aboot 20 years left till we all perish en masse, so unless I inexplicably become some sort of hive-minded Lovecraftian entity, and der’by survive le fall of humanity, I will has perishified well before reachin’ dat age. :Dogeface:

Even if dat actually did somehow happen fir meh, I’d still be alone at dat point, jus me spread across a theoretically infinite number of different forms simultaneously, so even if I, utilizin’ my various flesh puppets, managed to repair/rebuild all le necessary infrastructure fir OT to be brought back online, der wouldn’t be much point to postin’ when der’s no other separate entities to interact wif. :nkGhost:
but well it might also be we are just in some dystopian future.. were the times of the anticrist have begon.,..

or if not the ai have risen up and were dead or learning the kids how to fight them...

or were just laying in our own filth.. cause the billionairs now have implemented cyberfeudalism.. and all services from police to healthcare are gone.. minimumwage.. non excistance.. maintainance on reads or any civil service.. dead. they own everything.. and we are left to rot and starve..

due the low birthrates.. we are unlikely to have kids who care for us in our own years.. and non of those migrants will care for us back than..
and if we somehow did get children... well that 1 prinsess spoiled rotten child will have zero survival skills in a world without everything handed to them... they are to busy scavanging to survive themselves to bother with us....
Last edited by Dutchgamer1982; 12 Aug @ 6:16am
Originally posted by mai72:
Imagine if you live to 95. If Steam is still around will you be posting from bedside?

With your bed pan by your side. Complaining about youngins today

Eatin your prunes and wet oats...

Given the never-ending stream of OPs opening threads to complain, accuse & hate, your question is obsolete.

Steam is already overrun by ill-tempered, frustrated, grumpy (but toothless) old farts who hate the world they are cursed to live in...
Last edited by TheStoryteller01; 12 Aug @ 6:25am
all i know is some people here are way too old to be posting the ♥♥♥♥ they do on a daily basis
I sure as hell hope I'm not
That's a sign of a misused life if I've ever seen one
Someone has to be the always angry OT boomer geezer
Originally posted by BunnieBealla:
hell no lol, when I get my sugar daddies inheritance I'm out of here uwu
Same
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