I'm not falling for that again OP

i would, but i'm a total shut-in, socially awkward, mentally unstable, chemically addicted and i'm not invited.

i hope you have a nice time, though.

Still have the death penalty there.

will there be crisps? maybe salt and vinegar flavour?

What is the closest port? I'll have the captain of my yacht set course post haste!

Originally posted by Axe:

I'm not falling for that again OP

Yea whatever bro idc

Originally posted by salamander:

will there be crisps? maybe salt and vinegar flavour?

Oh yes definitely

Originally posted by Master of Politics:

What is the closest port? I'll have the captain of my yacht set course post haste!

Oh hahhaaa very funny

Texas is a bit of a walk from here(California). I'll pass for now.

I've met enough folks on the internet to know how to say no.

Nope! I don't trust like that!

https://youtu.be/zONW46d50A0?si=gwbE1wPTmeZQB-F1

First one? Welcome to the crushing pressure of homeownership.

Even if you don't have a douchebag HOA to deal with, it's still a PITA,

The city decided to inspect and possibly replace gas lines, so I haven't been able to cut the grass all summer, as the work crews are planting flags and paint markers all over the lawns.

I need to replace the front step, and I'm finally retiring the old window AC after it's been constantly tripping the circuit breaker all summer. I've got a huge stack of firewood from fallen branches from all the spring storms I need to use, and the city would probably disapprove how I've got it all stacked in the back yard.