i ate an undercooked frozen breakfast sandwich

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 20 Aug @ 12:29am

am i going to die?

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Adversary 20 Aug @ 12:34am

Probably not, you might just need to be sure you're within direct proximity to the nearest porcelain throne.

St✩rlight 20 Aug @ 12:40am

Why would you do that and what is it?

76561199799407472 20 Aug @ 12:41am

I eat raw strips of bacon and never had any problems.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 20 Aug @ 1:00am

Originally posted by St✩rlight:
Why would you do that and what is it?

because i'm dumb and stupid and a frozen breakfast sandwich is what dumb, stupid poor people like me eat instead of food. we pay a premium for pigslop that we "cook" in a dirty microwave oven until we get diabetes or cancer and die. God Bless the USA! 🦅

Bind0fGod 20 Aug @ 1:01am

Yes. But probably not from this.

St✩rlight 20 Aug @ 1:06am

Originally posted by Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...:
Originally posted by St✩rlight:
Why would you do that and what is it?
because i'm dumb and stupid and a frozen breakfast sandwich is what dumb, stupid poor people like me eat instead of food. we pay a premium for pigslop that we "cook" in a dirty microwave oven until we get diabetes or cancer and die. God Bless the USA! 🦅

I hope you will be okay