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...Cause I was a kid in 2009 you ass.
What do you expect me to do?
****ing go buy a house?
As I walk into the of the real estate office the Secretary gets up from her chair looks above her desk and towers over me and asks, "Aren't you a bit too young to be buying a house?" I replied, "Yes. Yes I am.".
...Worse part about this joke is that how would I even get or have the money as a literal kid.
Cause even if I had the knowledge of my old self as a kid...
All it does is make everyone look at me funny for saying things that is going to happen in the future and not going to take me seriously about it.
...At least I have more time to draw but i'm not sure if muscle memory is the same as mental memory.
...But seriously was a kid in 2009 and if i'm not playing outside in the summer i'm watching TV or playing board games.