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BX 18 hours ago

Choose your woman

https://i.imgur.com/Ramv3sJ.png

1) We have Laura Looney, who wears the face of another woman, likes small guys.
2) Lara Trump, looks like something designed by Bethesda.
3) Kimberly Gargoyle, some say she could turn Medusa into stone.
4) Kristi Gnome, who looks like an adult film star from 1960 and has more plastic than a coca cola plant.

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vkobe 18 hours ago

yes we know plastic surgery is bad for women

only boob surgery and removing fat worth it

matchjak88 18 hours ago

If you duck face long enough, it'll freeze like that.

76561199882550782 18 hours ago

Ыдыбьы

BX 18 hours ago

Originally posted by vkobe:
yes we know plastic surgery is bad for women

only boob surgery and removing fat worth it

That third one has had more than plastic surgery, seriously if I woke up at 2am and saw that standing over me, I'd have a heart attack.

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Grendalcat 18 hours ago

5) None of the above. Why any woman wants the duck face 🤮 is beyond me.

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76561199877256300 18 hours ago

no thanks, i would rather be with a man
men look good without all the fake-up

Vox 18 hours ago

Is this even human? https://i.imgur.com/CHb68Rl.png

vkobe 17 hours ago

Originally posted by BX:
Originally posted by vkobe:
yes we know plastic surgery is bad for women

only boob surgery and removing fat worth it

That third one has had more than plastic surgery, seriously if I woke up at 2am and saw that standing over me, I'd have a heart attack.

dude the three first look really bad, wasting many thousands $$$ just to be so ugly 😪

Bernard The Gurnard 17 hours ago

NON of any of the above. I don't do hideous - my contemporary choice is meteorologist Sarah Keith-Lucas

https://sexiest-presenters.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/sarah-keith-lucas-4.jpg

https://sexiest-presenters.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/sarah-keith-lucas-5.jpg

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Vox 17 hours ago

Originally posted by Bernard The Gurnard:
NON of any of the above. I don't do hideous - my contemporary choice is meteorologist Sarah Keith-Lucas

https://sexiest-presenters.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/sarah-keith-lucas-4.jpg

https://sexiest-presenters.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/sarah-keith-lucas-5.jpg

Honor Criswick is hotter.

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Dracoco OwO 17 hours ago

Originally posted by Grendalcat:
5) None of the above. Why any woman wants the duck face 🤮 is beyond me.

Unless they are secretly bird furries i wouldn't know.

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Bernard The Gurnard 17 hours ago

Originally posted by Vox:
Originally posted by Bernard The Gurnard:
NON of any of the above. I don't do hideous - my contemporary choice is meteorologist Sarah Keith-Lucas

https://sexiest-presenters.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/sarah-keith-lucas-4.jpg

https://sexiest-presenters.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/sarah-keith-lucas-5.jpg

Honor Criswick is hotter.

I mixed maturity with heat