Is it too much to ask?

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trikk 21 hours ago

That this woman who is older than me who I'm interested in, invites me to her home, starts pouring up some drinks, we get drunk and silly, stare eachother in the eyes, kiss until we need to rehydrate. We undock our lips from eachother, yet again we stare eachother in the eyes, alot deeper and intense this time. It feels otherwordly, I start to blush, can't wait for her touch. I have waited so much, I'm out of touch, I'm out of time, I'm out of my head when she's not around.

We're still staring deeply into eachothers eyes. I'm speechless, wanting to see her in a beach dress, oh I'm longing for her sweet caress.

Oh baby, I know I'm acting shady but I just want to give you my gravy.

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steven1mac 21 hours ago

https://youtu.be/HnDxOMhGbso

Reaper 21 hours ago

Yes it is too much to ask

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Morrandir 21 hours ago

everything will be possible once Elon Musk gets around to making advanced AI robot waifus.

trikk 21 hours ago

Originally posted by Morrandir:
everything will be possible once Elon Musk gets around to making advanced AI robot waifus.

Well then not only one should worry about data theft but even dna theft. Tesla Waifu 1.0

White 21 hours ago

You can't consent when under the influence. Meaning if anything happens you could go to prison.

Thegamingnerd4525 21 hours ago

"It feels otherwordly, I start to blush, can't wait for her touch. I have waited so much, I'm out of touch, I'm out of time, I'm out of my head when she's not around." - Hall and Oates reference?

Big&Black 21 hours ago

You are asking for love life advice here?

Thegamingnerd4525 21 hours ago

Originally posted by White:
You can't consent when under the influence. Meaning if anything happens you could go to prison.

It gets tricky when both parties are drunk but I see your point, better to do it when both are sober

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xDDD 21 hours ago

Yes. That is too much to ask.

malaria 21 hours ago

Originally posted by Morrandir:
everything will be possible once Elon Musk gets around to making advanced AI robot waifus.

born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore what lies beyond the moon, born just in time to bury myself in robot puh

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trikk 21 hours ago

Originally posted by Thegamingnerd4525:
"It feels otherwordly, I start to blush, can't wait for her touch. I have waited so much, I'm out of touch, I'm out of time, I'm out of my head when she's not around." - Hall and Oates reference?

Yep! :) (GTA Vice City vibes).

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trikk 21 hours ago

Originally posted by Ｋiddiec͕̤̱͋̿͑͠at 🃏:
When and where will you be selling the full erotica?

Perhaps you could hire an artist and get this made as a Visual Novel on Steam?

Oof you're givin me ideas!

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trikk 20 hours ago

Originally posted by Ｋiddiec͕̤̱͋̿͑͠at 🃏:
Originally posted by trikk:
Oof you're givin me ideas!
Well the writing sample from the OP is pretty decent and has me interested at least, and erotica / mature games, etc. is the only place you can actually put such language to good use because if you actually express this fantasy to a woman that you don't know well and aren't in a relationship with already then you'll probably wind up with sexual harassment charges.

It's actually true though, in reality there is an older woman I'm really interested in but I would never say some stupid crap and disrespect her. I would treat her like a queen.

I'm just playing with words, fantasizing.

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Apollo702 20 hours ago

Originally posted by trikk:
It's actually true though, in reality there is an older woman I'm really interested in but I would never say some stupid crap and disrespect her. I would treat her like a queen.

That line of thinking is going to get you clobbered in the real world.

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trikk 20 hours ago

Originally posted by Apollo702:
Originally posted by trikk:
It's actually true though, in reality there is an older woman I'm really interested in but I would never say some stupid crap and disrespect her. I would treat her like a queen.

That line of thinking is going to get you clobbered in the real world.

I don't live in Skunk Town.

I'd love to visit Vegas and gamble some though.

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