Trump attended the annual Tesla barbecue

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SanekiBeko 15 Mar @ 7:31am

Trump attended the annual Tesla barbecue

Last Friday, Donald J Trump attended the annual Tesla barbecue as a special guest for share holders and board members in hopes to raise the stock price. As of this morning, Saturday March 15th, the price rose 3.86% marking the barbecue as a success! However, J. D. Vance was not seen at the event leading to news organizations putting out reports that Vance was not invited. When the Washington Post showed up to Vance's private home, Vance answered the door telling them he was too busy to attend while also explaining to the reporters why their organization is losing subscriptions saying they are "fake news" and "left wing propaganda" before slamming the door in their faces. However, it was reported that Vance was in his bath robe covered in ice cream stains with the tv in the background sounding like it was an episode of Law and Order. The ice cream stains are believed to be Moose Tracks and Mint Chocolate Chip.

Your thoughts regarding this news?

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salamander 15 Mar @ 7:33am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb0O1FoNN7U

ChickenTacos 15 Mar @ 7:34am

Can you imagine The Donald's hands and fingers all sticky and messy from delicious BBQ ribs? What a day to be alive! MAGA!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

🍊🍖🥩🍗

WeeHawky Brock Lesnar is back 15 Mar @ 7:36am

Fake news. There aint no BBQ for Teslas.

Last edited by WeeHawky Brock Lesnar is back; 15 Mar @ 7:36am

Gary Flank 15 Mar @ 7:46am

It was his couch, and those weren't ice cream stains.

salamander 15 Mar @ 7:48am

Originally posted by Citalopram:
It was his couch, and those weren't ice cream stains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLg04uu2j2o

Ender 15 Mar @ 7:51am

Thank God Trump won.

Gary Flank 15 Mar @ 7:53am

Originally posted by salamander:
Originally posted by Citalopram:
It was his couch, and those weren't ice cream stains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLg04uu2j2o

Don't get mad at me, he's the couch ♥♥♥♥♥♥! 😆

salamander 15 Mar @ 7:57am

Originally posted by ♥♥♥♥!:
Originally posted by salamander:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLg04uu2j2o
Don't get mad at me, he's the couch ♥♥♥♥♥♥! 😆

a love between a man and his couch...more pure than any other.

Pocahawtness 15 Mar @ 7:59am

Originally posted by SanekiBeko:
Last Friday, Donald J Trump attended the annual Tesla barbecue as a special guest for share holders and board members in hopes to raise the stock price. As of this morning, Saturday March 15th, the price rose 3.86% marking the barbecue as a success! However, J. D. Vance was not seen at the event leading to news organizations putting out reports that Vance was not invited. When the Washington Post showed up to Vance's private home, Vance answered the door telling them he was too busy to attend while also explaining to the reporters why their organization is losing subscriptions saying they are "fake news" and "left wing propaganda" before slamming the door in their faces. However, it was reported that Vance was in his bath robe covered in ice cream stains with the tv in the background sounding like it was an episode of Law and Order. The ice cream stains are believed to be Moose Tracks and Mint Chocolate Chip.

Your thoughts regarding this news?

Don't mix business with politics.

SanekiBeko 15 Mar @ 8:23am

Originally posted by Pocahawtness:
Originally posted by SanekiBeko:
Last Friday, Donald J Trump attended the annual Tesla barbecue as a special guest for share holders and board members in hopes to raise the stock price. As of this morning, Saturday March 15th, the price rose 3.86% marking the barbecue as a success! However, J. D. Vance was not seen at the event leading to news organizations putting out reports that Vance was not invited. When the Washington Post showed up to Vance's private home, Vance answered the door telling them he was too busy to attend while also explaining to the reporters why their organization is losing subscriptions saying they are "fake news" and "left wing propaganda" before slamming the door in their faces. However, it was reported that Vance was in his bath robe covered in ice cream stains with the tv in the background sounding like it was an episode of Law and Order. The ice cream stains are believed to be Moose Tracks and Mint Chocolate Chip.

Your thoughts regarding this news?

Don't mix business with politics.

Ain't they the same thing?

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SanekiBeko 15 Mar @ 4:25pm

Originally posted by WeeHawky John Cena Heel Turn:
Fake news. There aint no BBQ for Teslas.

Dude google BBQ Tesla and you'll see someone making a Tesla into a BBQ. Talk about fake news.

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Santa Klaus 15 Mar @ 4:38pm

J D Vance must be depressed knowing he's actually the Vice-Vice-Vice president.

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SanekiBeko 19 Mar @ 2:37pm

Originally posted by salamander:
Originally posted by ♥♥♥♥!:
Don't get mad at me, he's the couch ♥♥♥♥♥♥! 😆

a love between a man and his couch...more pure than any other. :reheart:

Wait didn't he have a dolphin thing at one point?

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