Formal Petition for Review and Expression of Deepest Regret Regarding Historical VAC Ban
Esteemed Valve Anti-Cheat Administration,

I trust this correspondence finds you in the very best of health and spirits.

I am compelled, with the utmost humility and deference, to submit this formal petition for the reconsideration of a punitive action imposed upon my account—a Valve Anti-Cheat (VAC) ban, whose effects I have borne with enduring reflection. Although the temporal distance from the original occurrence is considerable, I have, through a process of personal introspection and ethical reassessment, reached the resolute conclusion that it is both appropriate and imperative to formally address the matter, irrespective of the elapsed duration.

Permit me to elucidate, with absolute transparency, the precise circumstances that precipitated this disciplinary measure. In a moment characterized by an ill-conceived, albeit entirely innocuous, jest, I physically applied a diminutive marking—utilizing sour cream—upon the surface of my computer monitor, thereby fashioning an improvised, external visual reference to assist with aiming while wielding a virtual sniper rifle. It is of paramount importance to emphasize that this act was wholly extrinsic to the game’s software environment and devoid of any digital manipulation, third-party augmentation, or code-based interference.

With the benefit of hindsight and matured judgment, I now comprehend that regardless of intent, any conduct diverging from established norms of competitive integrity may engender unintended perceptions of impropriety. To this end, I wish to convey my most profound and unreserved apologies for any misapprehension my actions may have engendered within the vigilant custodians of fair play at Valve.

I am acutely aware that the preservation of an equitable, competitive gaming sphere is both a monumental responsibility and a delicate endeavor, entrusted to those such as yourselves who labor tirelessly to uphold its sanctity. It grieves me to consider that my past behavior, no matter how trivial it seemed to me at the time, could be construed as incongruent with those noble principles.

Throughout my years of association with Valve’s titles and the remarkable communities they foster, I have cherished the camaraderie, competitive spirit, and invaluable experiences they have afforded me. The notion that I may have, however inadvertently, compromised this relationship is a source of genuine personal regret.

Accordingly, I humbly and most earnestly beseech you to re-examine my case with benevolence and circumspection, in light of the explanation herein provided. I solemnly pledge that such conduct shall not be repeated and that henceforth my participation within the gaming community shall reflect the highest standards of integrity, propriety, and adherence to the letter and spirit of Valve’s fair play ethos.

Irrespective of the outcome, I remain an unwavering advocate for Valve’s mission in cultivating a just and positive gaming environment and am sincerely appreciative of the consideration you may extend toward my entreaty.

With the highest esteem and enduring gratitude,
Leon agent (dimolya3)
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VAC bans are permanent!
nauseic 6 Jul @ 6:20am 
what the ♥♥♥♥ did i just read
Lufia 6 Jul @ 6:20am 
Instead of wasting your time writing this pointlessly long text, you should finally read the vac ban information in your own profile:
https://steamhost.cn/help_steampowered_com/en/faqs/view/571A-97DA-70E9-FF74

The first sentence alone will show you how pointless any attempt you make to request a ban lift is.
Originally posted by nauseic:
what the ♥♥♥♥ did i just read
ChatGPT most probably!
TLDR, and its just more AI bs anyway. Im sure they copied this post from someone else who posted it earlier. 1 1/2 year old VAC BAN, first post about it. Probably a purchased account..

:: yawn ::
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