https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGMHeo8qAqA -Me as an Aggresive Northern Pacific Engineer-

On this day, we Mark the return of the Milwuakee Road Nation

Me as a Personal Roadie to ELP when I make a time machine...

>Me, Keith, Greg and Carl are all sleeping in the room we're staying in

>I open my eyes and get the thirstys

>Tries really hard to get up without waking the other three

>Realises it's a lost cause

>Slowly slides out of bed onto the ground

>Starts to squirm to get to the fridge on the other side of the room

>Gets to the middle of the room and Greg gets a bit grabby

>Cringes and waits for the probable pain

>Greg goes back to sleep

>Makes a slow breath of relief

>Continues to squirm my way across the room

>Gets to the middle of Keith and Gregs' bed

>Carl yawns and slowly wakes up

(Me) Oh no... Not now...

>Tries to squirm really hard to the fridge

>Carl is half awake at this point

>Makes it to the fridge

(Me) Yes...

>Carl is 75% awake

>Grabs drink

>Carl is fully awake now

>I look in terror as Carl looks directly at me

(Carl, for all 4 of us to hear) What are you doing?

>Greg and Keith wake up and look directly at me

(Me) I- uh- Nevermind...

(Inside) GOD DAMMIT CARL

I was just thirsty guys... ;3;

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I also decided to also be a German Engineer behind the controls of those German steam trains

You're a disgrace to American engineers and engineers everywhere

Also Jacobe wouldn't even understand the technology we use in Britain and America after his 4-4-0

I decided I didn't want to be seen around with you so I became a British Engineer, and believe me, your 4-4-0 that you power with your own genitalia won't even last long against our British power

You've been outcasted you freak

What if I told you that digital work got some people incredibly rich? Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, all the other unsung heroes of the computer era, oh wait you wouldn't understand because you haven't left your basement in 20 years