Reminds me of this ELP Fanfic that I was reading the other day (It's not there anymore) Where Greg Lake and Carl Palmer are fuckin' in the the studio and tongue kissing, I am scarred for life, and I just injected heroin into my system to end it all, REMEMBER ME!!!

DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS DAMN CAR AROUND!

Well it's my actual picture

I'm surprised that no one is like "Oh wow that's what Sky looks like? I expected him to look like [Insert picture of someone here]"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfG29lKWZQQ Then Kim Jong Un decided to fly a plane

I've gotten used to my homeliness fam

Witness my new profile picture, now I know what you're thinking, that's a very homely looking dude, yes, that's me, and I know I'm homely

-Breathe- I... Just-... Mmmm... Nevermind... -Jumps into the 585 Foot Smoke Stack on top of the hill-

Alright who's the dipshit that just cut the wires on Track 3 in Anaconda?!?

He's the rapist from New Jersey that we always run away from remember? Or is that just us American kids?