Children
Rarity: common
Habitat: everywhere, mostly trade servers and whatnot
Description:
Children are a common creature in the badlands, usually consisting of 9 to 13 year-olds. They prey on anything they can find, and mercilessly shoot, slice, blow up, or bludgeon their prey for a cruel, painful death. When their hunting goes awry, they go crazy and get veRY VERY ANGERY. They'll curse in the chat, scream in the mic, and target their killer above all else. Some kids are gifted with the ability to reason, most of them born without a voice (mic). These kinds are very rare. Even though they rarely can be nice sometimes, nobody likes them because they're all whiny betches.

My diet consists of Gibus Engies, but I can't catch any of them because G.E.W.P...

I'm endangered too...