You've been invited to this group for one reason, the death of Pyros.

You get in game minding your own business when a dirty pyro comes from left field and burns you like chipmunk in a fireplace.

And you accept it at first, UNTIL THEY GET YOU AGAIN. and again
and again

and again...

...over and over with no skill whatsoever.


And best of all. The stupid Tampon (flare) Gun. Not enough pyros are overretarded, but they have that stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun which has a hit box like the arrows of a sniper. God for bid you get hit with a crit tampon, you're like, half dead.
CMON pyros. Just charge me while holding down the mouse; can't be that difficult. 83

Even If some of you play pyro when necessary, that is alright. But deep inside you realize the cruel nature of the pyro.

Our Goal is to make those stoolfireblastingcocks fail whenever possible.
And we Will....

Cuz we have alpha....

with no pants. WIN.

(check out the link to ma self made pic below)

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