Originally posted by Sir Lord Jaws t. Dalek:

ima shit fucking nigger fucker and Me, the fucking cunt who hunts hoes, is just sitting in his fucking chair as the entire goddamn fucking world fucking burns in hell.

Originally posted by Sweg Lemon 🔮:

Hi i'm a 12 year old girl. I just met a man with white long hair and a very huge beard. He said his name was gandalf and he could grant wishes just for a little price. I was interested so i asked how much do i need to pay to him? He said "Just follow me" And he told me about this "Game" And then dragged me into a backstreet alley he pulled his dirty pants off and he said "This is the joystick you are gonna play with" I was curious because i've never seen a joystick this strange it was so tiny couldn't even grab it with my fingers. He said "Don't look at me like that just give it a taste young girl" I gave it a little lick and the man blew his "Magical juice" In my mouth and told me to swallow or my wishes won't happen, so i swallowed it and it has been 8 hours i still don't have any wishes granted. Contact me if you've seen this man and have the same problem. xoxo

Originally posted by Chip B>ANYTHING:

wheres me +rep faggot