Hello, my name is Tidester and I've been struggling with dummy thicc syndrome for as long as I can remember. Every man who checked out my ass has turned gay, cause they wanna slice of this cake. Every time I take a step my ass cheeks make a thundering clapping noise that makes every one within a mile of me jizz their pants. I know that your penis is hard from reading this, because my unbelievably juicy ass affects people over the internet too.

But it's not just social struggles, every day I have this giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass I have to carry around. It makes functioning like a normal person impossible. My back problems are getting worse by the day!

The worst part of all is that there is nothing that can be done about it! About 12 years ago, I scheduled an appointment for ass fat reduction surgery. The doctor was a brave dedicated man, and was willing to turn gay upon first sight of my alluring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if it meant saving me. But my ass is so unbelievably fat that not even a scalpel could penetrate it.

So, the doctor decided that the only way to save my life was to enter my ass. He never came back out.. I still hear a little voice whisper help sometimes... sometimes it whispers damn this ass is phat. Ever since then he's been surviving off grilled cheese sandwiches that I occasionally stuff in there, but I thought it was time we should get help, so I'm asking here...