ok Phreya get on the altar

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Originally posted by Papa Canis:

ok Phreya get on the altar

why phreya?
there's other people who would be glad to take her place in the public hard anal rape altar....

Originally posted by Papa Canis:

ok Phreya get on the altar

Hol' up! That's not an altar. That's your bed.

Originally posted by Jim:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Hol' up! That's not an altar. That's your bed.

why are you complaining?

Because it's a dog bed.

Originally posted by Jim:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Because it's a dog bed.

a little frisky you know live the life Who knows what Canis does

Hmm, good point

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Originally posted by Jim:

why are you complaining?

Because it's a dog bed.

It's not a dog bed! It's a... Uh, er, table! A fluffy table! That's upside down! Hence why we call it an altar! Now get on it.

Originally posted by Papa Canis:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Because it's a dog bed.

It's not a dog bed! It's a... Uh, er, table! A fluffy table! That's upside down! Hence why we call it an altar! Now get on it.

*knocks on basement window*

Mind if I watch?

Originally posted by Papa Canis:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Because it's a dog bed.

It's not a dog bed! It's a... Uh, er, table! A fluffy table! That's upside down! Hence why we call it an altar! Now get on it.

Ah, makes sense. Alright then. Should I sit, lay down, or down on all fours?
*sniffs* It smells funny doe.

guys why are we in Jim's mom's basement

Looks like our church is in dire need of more gullible cash cow generous philanthropists.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Looks like our church is in dire need of more gullible cash cow generous philanthropists.

*knocks on basement window x2*

Mind if I watch?

Originally posted by Pyramid:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Looks like our church is in dire need of more gullible cash cow generous philanthropists.

*knocks on basement window x2*

Mind if I watch?

*opens blinds*

You need to pay in order to watch, Sir.
$60 to watch through the blinds
$120 to watch without blinds
$240 to watch with the window opened
$480 to watch with half of your body leaning out of the window
$960 to enter the basement
$1920 to see the show within 10m radius
$3840 to see the show within 5 m radius
$7680 to see the show within 1m radius

Please deposit your money to our official Barringer church fundraiser bank account.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Originally posted by Pyramid:

*knocks on basement window x2*

Mind if I watch?

*opens blinds*

You need to pay in order to watch, Sir.
$60 to watch through the blinds
$120 to watch without blinds
$240 to watch with the window opened
$480 to watch with half of your body leaning out of the window
$960 to enter the basement
$1920 to see the show within 10m radius
$3840 to see the show within 5 m radius
$7680 to see the show within 1m radius

Please deposit your money to our official Barringer church fundraiser bank account.

*checks wallet*

Uhh...

How much would it cost me to listen to the show?

Originally posted by Pyramid:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

*opens blinds*

You need to pay in order to watch, Sir.
$60 to watch through the blinds
$120 to watch without blinds
$240 to watch with the window opened
$480 to watch with half of your body leaning out of the window
$960 to enter the basement
$1920 to see the show within 10m radius
$3840 to see the show within 5 m radius
$7680 to see the show within 1m radius

Please deposit your money to our official Barringer church fundraiser bank account.

*checks wallet*

Uhh...

How much would it cost me to listen to the show?

for 40$ we can give you an audio only cd which will be delivered sometime in the next 3 days