Try looking in your glove box. Look under the car mat. If not there, check each of your pants or shorts pockets. Try checking in places that seem obvious. Try checking places that seem like not in a million years you'd lose them there.

it's a push start so I don't think it's in the car
I've checked my pants 55243 times

I know how to help you in these situations

step 1: find the car keys


and your all set

they're here =================================>