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dümbük58 20 Jul, 2017 @ 5:26pm

If you met this man and have the same problem please contact me.

Hi i'm a 12 year old girl. I just met a man with white long hair and a very huge beard. He said his name was gandalf and he could grant wishes just for a little price. I was interested so i asked how much do i need to pay to him? He said "Just follow me" And he told me about this "Game" And then dragged me into a backstreet alley he pulled his dirty pants off and he said "This is the joystick you are gonna play with" I was curious because i've never seen a joystick this strange it was so tiny couldn't even grab it with my fingers. He said "Don't look at me like that just give it a taste young girl" I gave it a little lick and the man blew his "Magical juice" In my mouth and told me to swallow or my wishes won't happen, so i swallowed it and it has been 8 hours i still don't have any wishes granted. Contact me if you've seen this man and have the same problem. xoxo

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Minerva 20 Jul, 2017 @ 8:53pm

That's it im fucking done like what in the fuck was that shit I s2g if I see any more shit like that I'm shooting up a fucking Nazi prison camp and saving the Jews

dümbük58 20 Jul, 2017 @ 10:33pm

Sir. This is a serious issue i'm having it has been 13 hours now i still can't get my wishes granted. I think it was a scam.

Sgt.Apples 7 Dec, 2017 @ 2:28pm

did he gave you your wishes already ?

dümbük58 7 Dec, 2017 @ 10:37pm

I'm pregnant

bloopah 8 Dec, 2017 @ 8:01am

Dummpkopf (ako) 8 Dec, 2017 @ 6:48pm

was your wish to become a mother

dümbük58 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:26am

"Abdullah Muhammed" Bonqueque 9 Dec, 2017 @ 3:47pm

Once there was a black couple
They lived in the suburbs of Chicago.
They had some asian friends that were drug dealers and owned a dry cleaning service
in Detroit.
There life consisted of snitching (But not on their friends) on murders.
One day they were horny asf so then they invited there asian friends.
Their asian friends came there and had a party with the whole hood in one abandoned
storage facility.
Then the woman had taken her boy outside and started stripping...
Then the asians had found them and saw what they were doing...
Then they gang banged.
The girl was moaning when the black guy had taken his huge dick and deep throating her.
and the asians took back and front.
They took turns on her pussy.
And tittys.
Then the asian man had an idea.
He took out his knife used for stabbing people if they snitched on him and
put it up the black guys penis.
The black guy had moaned so hard it could be heard from the party in the abandoned
storage facility.
His dick did not bleed though but it hurted like hell but the black guy loved it.
Then the asians and the black dude were having hot gay sex.
The asian boy had stucked his penis up the black guys penis all the way in...
PT2 will be here soon....

dümbük58 10 Dec, 2017 @ 3:33am

Piss off

Papa Canis 10 Dec, 2017 @ 8:54pm

I have seen this man before, yes. He goes by the name Gandalf, but his real name is actually Kelvin. He goes around preying on little girls. That man is not a wizard. You have been tricked. No wishes will be granted, all you did was give the man oral sex, albiet very brief oral sex.

Also, you can't get pregnant by digesting cum.
(if you're gonna shitpost, make sure you get your facts straight.)

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