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-Doge
Captain's report, 2nd of November, the second day of No Nut November -
As the second day comes to a close I realize how long it will be without nutting. I made it past the first day easily, and while the second day is more challenging, I believe I have found the ultimate strategy to gain victory.
I have begun looking at images of Amy Schumer every now and then to remind myself why I shouldn't nut. To remind myself that people like her exist. The strategy is very effective, nutting is something that has now escaped my mind. But I must keep this up, or I fear the worst. I must pass this test of No Nut November to complete my final ascension into godhood.
That is all for this report. I believe I am on the path to greatness, and will update you by the end of tomorrow.