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Number 15. Burger Obama Amogus squid. The last thing that snorted coke was most likely my fat hog not another one... After that, we also snorted it it was really when the hog is sus?!?

Number 16. Hot Dog from Krusty Kunt. The last thing my dad told me before he left for 19 years to go get Milk from the Milk store down a few thousand roads from here was: Remember son, dying is gay and I'm gay so sex now!

Unfortunately, before we begin, I have to tell you that I still have feelings for out dog Betty, even though I have already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ our cat and our car.


Anyways, since the Dawn of Planet of the Apes my father raped dozens of stray robots, former FNAF background characters and a chocolate bar. It was very intriguing, although it ended up with big nuts on my screen. ♥♥♥ inside of my USB port made by Satan and produced in China caused a chain reaction inside Nuclear Base 44, starting nuclear meltdowns all across Hiroshima. This makes me sad ): ...

Somewhere, Osama Bin liftin' yo mama. He's very strong and very hairy and very bearded and very based, but he needs an immense amount of Islamic Extremists to scratch his balls, which squirted ludicrous amounts of oil. This is type your reply.

Osama then went to stop the 9/11 terrorist attacks so the United States of your great grandma's ashes would name him Obama's last name, Barack Obama ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Obama Care, rart, the POTUS of the United Kingdomistan.

One day, he decided to take his best friend's sewage recycler memorial built by the Apothicons several centuries before Queen Elizabeth was first conceived by princess iguanodon, the leader of the CCP, which trolled real life by creating the alien anal sonde for some epic communist space adventures in order to destroy Donald Trump's capital ship, that killed Joe Mama 6 years ago.


After the destruction of Uranus, I had decided, that the day of our leader Adolf Hitlerodriguez's rebirth he would have to make Argentina great again by banning everyone who had an original copy of Fortnite: Save The Osama Porn Stash from the British necrophiles from Cyberpunk 2077. Osama and Adolf Hitler committed 63 war crimes and tax evasion, which is unacceptable in the United Arab Emirates.

This felony was reported to the SS Slave Ship Boat, which was 8 year olds trafficking hot African women to sell them in my area, thus resulting in the slave ship's name being this.

The SS Slave Ship soon was brought to the United States to smuggle children into the White House, where the ♥♥♥ demons reside when suddenly, a pack of radscorpions infested my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with hydrogen chloride, caustic soda and Dead Game 2 references, causing a catastrophic fusion known as the "Butt Fart Crisis" which destroyed all the slave plantations in the Southern provinces of Australia, causing the emus to violently erupt into applause and keep eating farmer's radioactive black dildos.

The farmer screamed: "YO, ♥♥♥♥♥! GIVE ME MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLACK DILDO BACK!"
It was already too late though. Speaking of which... Today's sponsor is a stupid mobile game, RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS, the greatest game for when you ♥♥♥♥ your pants in the middle of the classroom and don't want to shoot it up with an AK-74U and ram a medieval ram through the school walls, so you ask why the ♥♥♥♥ you always lyin' about the penis that won't be inside of your nonexistent ♥♥♥♥♥ boyfriend who stole my watermarked memes from iFunny.

I am very depressed and soon I'll commit hate crimes against several African Americans by saying that the body is too white to actually be of opposite race, so you must search Roblox pornography and learn witchcraft, then search what the dog doin' in order to be based.


After my dad went scuba diving with Donald Trump himself, he thought it was homosexually fowl and then died temporarily from a butt fart overdose at the hells.
Meanwhile, it's getting harder to kill the main character, Jonathan ♥♥♥♥ Rider who is sexually damaged from warfare against the frogs that eat people.

Obama hamburger sussy balls I'm gonna say Lil Mosey is too white, but has sussy balls, EDP ventured into the city to get the world's biggest cupcake, but someone had alerted the feds about me liking 13, I thought she liked dildos but she actually likes The Art Of War by Sun Tzu. Meanwhile, Ahreyp decided to call jose.gonzales.2007 at 3:00 he told his mother that he sucks at TF2.

Suddenly, pineapples! Osama Bin Liftin' Yo Great Great Grandfather was an Australian heir to the throne of Brunei, who boiled dogs and gifted them to Mao Zedong who said "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'm bad haram commie!"

Suddenly, the Taliban absolutely annihilated the Taliban by self-inflicted herpetic whitlow cannon, what a colossal dumbass lolololololololololololol.

Henry Ford decided to give his workers some cool weekend surprises as of the next blood moon, by the swamp near Shrek's Pizza and Donkey's s*x shop, next to the designated ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sheet. These surprises were very surprising to my dad's cousin so he surprised Henry Ford back with Osama Bin Liftin' Yo Mama's grand return to the World Trade Center in an explosive manner, involving cement in basement and plane in my itching balls, which were located inside the cement in the basement.

But why would horses lay eggs other than for reestablishing communism in their respective stables while plotting to take over the tri-state area.
Ravaging horse ♥♥♥♥ was released upon the local nursery, raping the staff and even the baby shark doo play-doh containers. They even raped the leader of the United Nations of Your Grandma's Ashes with a plastic straw.


Osama Bin Liftin' Yo Mama got the Fortnite Battle Pass, a gift from Klaes Ashford, the infamous communist revolutionary of the asteroid field named Cambodia of the Seven who established the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and the Middle East flying doormat society.

Unfortunately, Fortnite had become South America's most played game after the riots around 1945 to 2019, caused by George Lucas accidentally making Photoshop a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, thanks to an update that banned all Photoshop users from the United States of Your Great Great Great Grandma's Ashes.

Many people seem to think that people in Brazil love to travel to the Amazon headquarters where Jeff Bezos doesn't have orgies with Simon Henriksson and John Fortnite Kennedy. But this is the end for that thought, as I am going to explain what the government doesn't want you to hear.


So, back to Osama Bin Doin' Yo Mom's Ashes. Long ago, in a far away land, there used to be this guy named Lord Gwyn who had caused the stock market crash in Cambodia went ablaze with excitement and killed Richard's beloved pet rock "David the Leatherhoff" after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exploding into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pebbles at 850 m/s.

Richard then committed his entire life to drawing little pennies, to place himself on the top 10 anime pranksters list. Using sex offending strategies approved by Osama Bin Liftin' Yo Step Daughter. These sex offending strategies won multiple awards from the New York Times and the Nobel Peace Prize and received multiple sexual favors from Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin's personal stash located in his ex-boyfriend's homestead in the city of Detroit near my balls at 3 AM before they exploded in the microwave.

Later, Terminator 2 released for blue ray and DVD, so my VHS player can't play it. That makes me very sad and horny at the thought of Arnold caressing my smooth white kitchen floor that's just been cleaned thoroughly by THE Mr. Clean from Bang Bros 2 and Mr. Muscle from Big ♥♥♥♥♥ 3 and I decided to shove a knife through my enemy's face, causing Saddam Hussein to dig a hole and hide in his man cave with his abundance in sexual favors.


Somewhere over in the United Kingdomistan led by Sultana and Osama bin doin' great, thanks (and Lord Gwyn, Lord of Cumder) some really weird people from the Amongi land resort, which is known for having lots of virgin redditors and limp ♥♥♥♥ lawyers, along with various minecraft youtubers grooming little kids' thick afro hairs crossed the sea of entangled pubes to reach the mythical land of schizophrenia, in which there are many friendly neighborhood tulpas