Disappointing ending, 7/10

Ok

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Are you honestly that stupid to fall for a copypasta? You know the internet, correct? Let me explain what a copypasta is, and how to see one.

The word Copypasta comes from the copy and paste commands which people use to post them, as well as the word Creepypasta which is a sort of short horror story. Copypastas are things that people copy and paste multiple times on the internet, usually with ridiculous claims or rants about something, for example a fake CGI cockatoo walking into a chocolate fountain. Some Copypastas have different variations too, most notably the Navy Seals Copypasta, also known as the Gorilla Warfare copypasta or Internet Tough Guy copypasta.

An example of a copypasta is:

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."

Now, do you know what a copypasta is yet, you inexperienced newbie?

Originally posted by Pyramid:

Are you honestly that stupid to fall for a copypasta? You know the internet, correct? Let me explain what a copypasta is, and how to see one.

The word Copypasta comes from the copy and paste commands which people use to post them, as well as the word Creepypasta which is a sort of short horror story. Copypastas are things that people copy and paste multiple times on the internet, usually with ridiculous claims or rants about something, for example a fake CGI cockatoo walking into a chocolate fountain. Some Copypastas have different variations too, most notably the Navy Seals Copypasta, also known as the Gorilla Warfare copypasta or Internet Tough Guy copypasta.

An example of a copypasta is:

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."

Now, do you know what a copypasta is yet, you inexperienced newbie?

That was a true story, but now that I see it, I realize that it looks like a copy pasta.

Go finger your anus you no life

Penis dude

Are you honestly that stupid to fall for a copypasta? You know the internet, correct? Let me explain what a copypasta is, and how to see one.

The word Copypasta comes from the copy and paste commands which people use to post them, as well as the word Creepypasta which is a sort of short horror story. Copypastas are things that people copy and paste multiple times on the internet, usually with ridiculous claims or rants about something, for example a fake CGI cockatoo walking into a chocolate fountain. Some Copypastas have different variations too, most notably the Navy Seals Copypasta, also known as the Gorilla Warfare copypasta or Internet Tough Guy copypasta.

An example of a copypasta is:

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."

Now, do you know what a copypasta is yet, you inexperienced newbie?

https://youtu.be/nQFrysvwoc8

wanna know whats more annoying? Cunts who stare at your tits

Lose weight and you wont have tits.

Yeah, fatty. If I can't see an organ or two pressing against your skin, you're not hot.

Well if you really feel this way, just apologize to her and try to control your anger.
Or just don't play Terraria.

Seriously now, I don't get why people play games that make them mad. If you wanna have a good time, play something that is always fun to you!

But yeah, try searching for "anger management" on google.
You know what I do when I feel super angry? I imagine Anger from the movie Inside Out. I imagine my own little red guy, screaming and with fire on his head, and I laugh. It seriously helps XD

Personal advice? Embrace that anger. Use it to lift weights or win arguments and shit. Just don't go beating your wife or whatever. If she got offended by you saying something as laughably mild as that, she should probably go date a pastor or something.

Personal advice? Take your pants off. Plop yourself down on the floor. Criss-cross apple sauce. Bend your back and wrap your warm mouth around your own penis. No teeth. Smooth like smooth little babies. Bob your head back and forward until the milk comes out. Slide the milk down your throat and pat yourself on the head. Epic win.