project stardust is the only good roblox game

Originally posted by $lick-House:

project stardust is the only good roblox game

unbelievably based take

phantom forces died like 3 years ago

the best roblox game is the one where you have a pizzeria and slowly upgrade it

Originally posted by toe durag:

phantom forces died like 3 years ago

no if anything it got bigger

Ew Roblox players.

i remember a few years ago i raged in phantom forces in a public library

32 and 19? 😳😳😳😳😳

yeah but i just wanna say how much i absolutely fucking hate Heide's Tower of Flame (SOTFS version) and my experience with it
alright, so, there's two enemies in there (a third but there's only one): the Old Knights and Heide Knights

the old knights are pretty okay to fight normally since they're slow-moving and don't have as much HP as the heide knights, they're also pretty damn big and give you lots of time to react to their attacks
the heidge knights on the other hand have like 2-3x as much HP, run FAST AS FUCK, are smaller, and have almost INSTANT attacks with the same damage as the old knights, despite wielding just straight swords (and a spear for one of them)
now, normally these two wouldn't be a problem if they were alone, since you can parry the heide knights pretty easily if you know their movesets, and you can attack them after a parry for a LOT of damage, and the old knights are just slow with barely any HP
but, here's the catch: normally the heide knights are sleeping nearby and only wake up if you attack them, BUT, if you kill one boss at the end of the area, IT FUCKING WAKES THEM ALL UP AND LETS THEM FIGHT YOU ALONG WITH THE OLD KNIGHTS
so, if i parry one? can't attack afterwards, old knight runs in and hits me with a sword/greatsword/mace before i can do anything else
so, if i go for the old knights first? the heide knights just run up behind me and combo me to death with their quick attacks
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET PAST ALL THIS? FUCKING HOW? I LITERALLY HAVE A +6 UCHIGATANA AND I'M OVERLEVELLED AS FUCK FOR THIS AREA, BUT NO, I STILL FUCKING CAN'T
and, EVEN WORSE: i decided to run past a bunch of the heide knights and old knights to go kill this wyvern for access to the second boss of the area
wyvern wasn't much of an issue, it actually dropped some pretty cool stuff once it died! a unique, one-time item too
BUT, RIGHT AFTERWARDS, THE HEIDE KNIGHTS RAN THE FUCK OVER, THAT ONE SPEAR WIELDER JUST STRAIGHT-UP FUCKING IMPALED ME AND I DIED, CAUSING THE UNIQUE ITEM TO DESPAWN FOREVER IN THIS RUN

FUCK heide's tower of flame, it's okay in the regular version but SOTFS? fuck that shit, i'm not returning there without a bow and the maximum amount of arrows this game can allow a player to carry, because fuck that shit i fuckING HATE HEIDE'S TOWER OF FLAME I FUCKING HATE IT FUCK THE SPEAR-WIELDING HEIDE KNIGHT

Originally posted by UHC-901:

yeah but i just wanna say how much i absolutely fucking hate Heide's Tower of Flame (SOTFS version) and my experience with it
alright, so, there's two enemies in there (a third but there's only one): the Old Knights and Heide Knights

the old knights are pretty okay to fight normally since they're slow-moving and don't have as much HP as the heide knights, they're also pretty damn big and give you lots of time to react to their attacks
the heidge knights on the other hand have like 2-3x as much HP, run FAST AS FUCK, are smaller, and have almost INSTANT attacks with the same damage as the old knights, despite wielding just straight swords (and a spear for one of them)
now, normally these two wouldn't be a problem if they were alone, since you can parry the heide knights pretty easily if you know their movesets, and you can attack them after a parry for a LOT of damage, and the old knights are just slow with barely any HP
but, here's the catch: normally the heide knights are sleeping nearby and only wake up if you attack them, BUT, if you kill one boss at the end of the area, IT FUCKING WAKES THEM ALL UP AND LETS THEM FIGHT YOU ALONG WITH THE OLD KNIGHTS
so, if i parry one? can't attack afterwards, old knight runs in and hits me with a sword/greatsword/mace before i can do anything else
so, if i go for the old knights first? the heide knights just run up behind me and combo me to death with their quick attacks
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET PAST ALL THIS? FUCKING HOW? I LITERALLY HAVE A +6 UCHIGATANA AND I'M OVERLEVELLED AS FUCK FOR THIS AREA, BUT NO, I STILL FUCKING CAN'T
and, EVEN WORSE: i decided to run past a bunch of the heide knights and old knights to go kill this wyvern for access to the second boss of the area
wyvern wasn't much of an issue, it actually dropped some pretty cool stuff once it died! a unique, one-time item too
BUT, RIGHT AFTERWARDS, THE HEIDE KNIGHTS RAN THE FUCK OVER, THAT ONE SPEAR WIELDER JUST STRAIGHT-UP FUCKING IMPALED ME AND I DIED, CAUSING THE UNIQUE ITEM TO DESPAWN FOREVER IN THIS RUN

FUCK heide's tower of flame, it's okay in the regular version but SOTFS? fuck that shit, i'm not returning there without a bow and the maximum amount of arrows this game can allow a player to carry, because fuck that shit i fuckING HATE HEIDE'S TOWER OF FLAME I FUCKING HATE IT FUCK THE SPEAR-WIELDING HEIDE KNIGHT

sounds like it sucks