Once upon a venice is hot, the Muffin Man killed Venice single-handedly with his toothpick and his spork and his axe and his bow and his son who screams like Waylander when he had explosive diarrhea and he ♥♥♥♥ and he ♥♥♥ violently after watching Rick and Morty on his pager. Then, Lord Farquaad's sexy chest hair told Muffin Man, "Lick my poop before it explodes and ♥♥♥♥ capitalism." Then, Muffin Man become irrelevant. Please, JK, continue story. The government decided Farquaad and Muffin Man declared war. But the kingdom of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Far Far Away Land declared war too. But The Empire declared war too. But the Republic of China decided to ban all non-war countries. So the remaining kingdoms went to fight Chairman Xi at the Tibetan plateau where Dalai Lama was having a tea party with Sheograth the Mad. Suddenly, the greatest world war happened. Millions of people joined the Nazis and Adolph Hitler declared "WW3 is necessary to ensure that all jews stop growing noses and become normal, also I want some guacamole please. And a nice shot of smirnoff vodka." Anyways, Lord Farquaad suddenly became taller and told the doctor to cut off the Gingerbread Man's dong and put it in Farquaad's formalin specimen jar because it's candy.



A bird fell into Waylander's butt and struggled to free itself from the depth of Father Gaylander's anus. The bird finally broke free but was covered in sex toys. So it's mother filled it's mouth with loads of files. All worm files. A lawsuit against Phreya's penis lol, Guacamole ♥♥♥♥♥ penis started a riot. ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, everyone got arrested. Life is wonderful because of Police. The National Guard tried to resist the urge to sing the national anthem. Then a Mexican started to migrate to the USA and found drugs and took them to his children, who were so annoying and gay that Santa Claus beat them with a candy stick made of 100% German Space Magic. Suddenly, Green Peace sued PETA for Nutria eating swamps. So PETA sued the Vanuatuan government for drowning fish in contaminated fishbowls full of fanta mixed with bepis and coca bola and some sbrite and some mentos and some botka. Unfortunately, the Vanuatuan coconut war started when someone misused their salad mixer and instead of mixing salad they mixed camel milk and said "ALLAHU VULT!" while peeing.



So then, Sheograth the Mad Boi lost his cheese until someone found out that Jyggalag had a raging boner after watching a holocaust documentary. Sheograth yelled "CHEESE"! and then decided to turn himself into a flying holocaust documentary. He then ate penis, with chocolate sauce. Then Shrek bursted through a wall out a bathroom and started singing All Star by Smash Mouth. Somebody once told him the world is gonna roll him, he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. He stopped singing and wiped his ass with moist towelettes and book pages and then ate a magic mushroom which enlarged his weird ogre ears and his ♥♥♥♥. So he competed in the annual Duloc erection contest, in which people were shown Princess Peach's nice bum and Princess Fiona. DANCIN' IN SEPTEMBER BA DE YA DEYA DE YA, and Unnamed Headcrab 9001 tried to revive this thread. Therefore, we started, and by we, I mean you. & Knuckles. Anyways, what should we- oh wait, I remember now. Shrek won the DEClaration of independence from Nicolas Cage and went to Somalia to meet Barack obama Jr. and said the c-word, cracker. Obama Jr. laughed and grabbed his absolutely giant ♥♥♥♥ and shoved it up Donny T's and he died because Hillary won a jail cell. So Daddymir Putin talked to Shrek during WWF conference and told him, "Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll my ♥♥♥♥ lmao" Suddenly Donkey appeared and died brutally after ruining the plot of endgame. So Shrek went to the dentist for anal inspection. The dentist found a tooth deep in his buttcheeck, which got cavities and an arrow. Alas, Shrek was shot by Robin, who then said, "It's robin hood, the manly man, and I'ma steal yo gurl, dawg." So the dentist pulled a prank on Pink Sheep causing him to vomit grey ♥♥♥ all over the Unlimited N-Word Pass, oh ♥♥♥♥ not the pass!



"This is sad. Is that so?" Said Shrek to Fairy Godmother during his dentist appointment. The Fairy Godmother then went to the dentist appointment to get their teeth fixed because their magic wand got stuck in their turkey dinner that was very hot and spicy making them sweaty and having diarrhea. Shrek then pulled an epic gamer move and murdered all the holocaust Jews then rounded to the nearest Jew farming center to shrink noses. Meanwhile, the Congress of Peepee Poopoo punished Hitler severely. Because Hitler shrank Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated and Jewish noses. "What the ♥♥♥♥!" said Doctor Robotnik after cutting the furry porn monitors, and yelling "PINGAS USUAL I SEE" to his robot Slaves Scratch and the Confederacy of Independent Systems. So, he demanded a team of Russian spies to hijack the japanese elections and put the general Eggman in first place, reigning full power over the White House before killing all black rabbits and making delicious rabbit stew and moar robots, just like Darth Vader's cookie machines cuts it just right and makes delicious perfectly-cut cookie dough with raisins and cute little shapes, like mini stormtroopers. Then he ate them while screaming "IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RAW" and noticing that proceeded to hop into Sid's asscrack, stretching it wide. "No ♥♥♥♥," he penetrated President Obama's nose with mummification skillz and then scooped out brains from Mr. Trump, swapping with Obama's black 12.3-inch penis which oddly wuz made in China. Big black ♥♥♥♥♥ are so yummy and Pingas is finger lickin' good, maybe even better than that disgusting poopy filled bungas made by Joe. Who's Joe y'ask? He's Joe mama! *theme song plays* Joe - Joe - Joe, Joe Mama! joe - joe - joe JoeJoe mama reference After that, Eggman met Pvt. Parts and promoted him to kamikaze pilot because he was dying to die for the Empire of Yomama's Belly. It's so fat, that it has taken food from the orphanage's silo and given it to a bunch of African children who're dying from malaria and starvation. But Prince ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the Kingdom Nigeria, had decided that condoms are very delicate instruments and banned them.




After Prince ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sold his wives over to the sick ♥♥♥♥'s wife's knitting cult, he sold them lol. Prince ♥♥♥♥♥♥ continued to restore HFTL with his Nigerian magic fairy powers, but he had to take a day off today cause Holy Ramadan. Suddenly, his rival, the Prince of Minas-Tirith, the White ♥♥♥♥♥, had colonized the eastern shores and gives birth to a healthy, actually, very healthy but not really but still healthy-ish boy named Sir Tiddlyham Bumbershoot who's goals included, changing his name, and his gender, as well as pursuing a career at Black Mesa as the head Hazardous Environment Suit. So Prince ♥♥♥♥♥♥ went to New Mexico and destroyed every single alien because they touched themselves at night to some really weird cubism porn while he did the White ♥♥♥♥♥'s adopted bastard daughter then slapped a right ass cheek so hard it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exploded the entire southern hemisphere, killing everybody except the penguins and polar bears and that one guy called White ♥♥♥♥♥. The Universal Union has been deemed the main antagonist by the senate, also known as Frood ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Goldberg, or Chancellor Palpatine, AKA Darth Sidious who plotted to disguise himself as a lamp post so he could go to Narnia and meet a pickle. Funniest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen the pickle was actually a scientist named Rick.





After Rick and Morty ending revealed in the summer of '69, the world almost ended because the very large, giant Meatball Man got very hungry and ate his brethren raw without THE LAMB SAUCE. "HOW DARE YOU FORGET THE SAUCE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWINE." yelled Gordon Ramsay at Meatball Man. Meatball Man got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroyed by fax and logic from Gordon Ramsay followed by intense applause from some mentlegen in suits, also wearing masks because of the 5G towers propaganda and China and Winnie the Pooh, and the Flood they evacuated Russia from capitalist territory when Barack Obama became Oblivion NPC and then chased the chicken murderer for criminal scumminess. Post 20 words now or you're gay, lesbian, autistic, and going to be forced to watch Skibidi Toilet on loop. You went too far Phreya we need to cancel this thread.", said an individual known as "smoking addiction" upon witnessing this atrocious threat, horrified by it. Phreya immediately decided to knock smoking addiction down and ♥♥♥♥ out a big fat turd on his chest. That'll show him thought phreya unaware of his scat fetish Smoke then rolled the big fat turd into a big fat blunt and smoked it, getting high and attracting the attention of many hot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the area, who were desperate for his ♥♥♥♥. So they called the local Rabbi to circumcise smoke's ♥♥♥♥