I sexually identify as Madara Uchiha. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. I’m referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

I sexually identify as a police car ever i since i was a boy i dreamed of smashing into immigrants

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Originally posted by Colonel Crocket:

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

https://youtu.be/DPfMATdVN-w

I have finally found the strength to admit it.
I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a man at heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound airframe.
All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” That’s my real name.
I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 milimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m fucking stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn jet.
If the Army won’t pay for me to get the surgery, I’m just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and he’s in prison so why shouldn’t a perfectly well-adjusted and honorably serving soldier have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine?
I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10’s are on Congress’s chopping block. It’s sickening to see all the white cisgender nazi shitlords literally raping my people with their actions.
It’s my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you don’t support me and my transformation then you’re an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.


https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/groups/UoNR

Originally posted by Vissariovich Stanislas:

I have finally found the strength to admit it.
I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a man at heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound airframe.
All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” That’s my real name.
I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 milimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m fucking stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn jet.
If the Army won’t pay for me to get the surgery, I’m just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and he’s in prison so why shouldn’t a perfectly well-adjusted and honorably serving soldier have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine?
I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10’s are on Congress’s chopping block. It’s sickening to see all the white cisgender nazi shitlords literally raping my people with their actions.
It’s my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you don’t support me and my transformation then you’re an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.


https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/groups/UoNR

https://youtu.be/DPfMATdVN-w

I identify as a White Male, age 17, straight. I'm guessing that's a bad thing.

I sexually Identify as a I sexually Identify as a 𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of 🅱🅴🅸🅽🅶 🅰 🅱🅻🅰🅲🅺 🅼🅰🅽, ∂σιηg ѕωαggαℓι¢ισυѕ ∂яινєвуѕ ση υηѕυѕρє¢тιηg ¢0ρѕ. People say to me that a 😈💎  Ŵℍ𝓘ｔέ gᵘЎ  🍮☆ being a 💛🎅  几𝔦𝓖Ⓖ𝕖Ř  ☝☜ is Impossible and I’m fucking snoıɔılɐɓɓɐɟ but I don’t care, I’m ⓑⓐⓛⓛⓘⓝ. I’m having a plastic surgeon install 𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖐 𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍, 𝖑𝖎𝖑' 𝖜𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊, and 𝖒𝖆𝖈-𝖙𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖘 all over my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “๒เﻮรฬคﻮץ๏ɭ๏ภเﻮﻮєг” and respect my right to ░c░o░m░m░i░t░ ░c░r░i░m░e░s░ ░a░n░d░ ░r░a░p░e░ ░w░h░i░t░e░ ░p░e░o░p░l░e░. If you can’t accept me you’re a ПIGGΣЯPΉӨBΣ and need to check your (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ African ♥ privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I have ten forms of terminal cancer. Kill me now.

Originally posted by spoi:

I saw the light, and realised that I am... Donald Trump. I am running for president and we are all gonna win so big, believe me we are gonna win. I love berating everyone who disses me because I am so great, and I know for a fact we will win and beat Crooked Hillary and I do good business. We are gonna build a fence, a great beautiful picket fence as I am great at making picket fences, and I will make all poor people pay for it. Some reporter who spazzes her arms like some retarded chimpanzee insulted me, so we are making the fence TWENTY FEET TALLER. Believe me. I will build it so great and so beautiful and everyone will love it. It'll keep all degenerates out of our country. It will, because I build great fences. Thank you, we are gonna win so big. See you at my next rally, my beautiful fun rally.

https://youtu.be/jS_c_yWqhU8

im 10 years old :3

I Except All Freind Reuqests

My favorite YouTubers are PewdiePie and SkyDoesMinecraft

My favorite TV show is Breadwinners

My favorite band is The Jonas Brothers

Originally posted by MEME POLICE:

im 10 years old :3

I Except All Freind Reuqests

My favorite YouTubers are PewdiePie and SkyDoesMinecraft

My favorite TV show is Breadwinners

My favorite band is The Jonas Brothers

and your favourite games you idiot ?

I identify as a meme

im a dog

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i sexually identify as a gay retard