Originally posted by Monkey Expert:

There once lived a man named gAry mod who lived in the Britishn Kingdom of Britain. He made a game called Gary Mod when one when he was making a mso d for Half0Life 2.2 . . He used to prya 34 timss in the morrirri to God for help duign his makiugn of the gary mOd game. Ien oNE dayu he prayed in the tinto the mirror the worng pwauywa, and BARRACKS OBANA came thruoug the mittor ndf attacked hime!!!
"WHY ME" said Gary Mod. "BECAUSE JEOED TOLD ME TOoo" saidd Obonga. Obunja leapeed out and atatcked Gary Man in frotnfo fhis face like GRAHHHHH and OWWWWIEEEE. THere were so many painds of screeches and soudns of non-happiness.
TOt hris game gday dya Gary Mod Masn does not prasy in the mirrow anymore so he doiesnt get attacked by Ohama.But letgend gajhs it that if you open up the Gary Mod game and type "Quit SMoking" In thge console then Okuckau will VSIDIT YOU IN THEW MIRRO TONOIGTH!!! AND yoU DONT WANT THAT! OJAMA AND JEFF THE KILELR WERE GOOD FRIENFDS TOO I FORGOT TO ADD THAT PART!!!!! OOh hHH!! HAve fun sleepi ngto nigtjh !!!!!

Originally posted by half life absolute zero:

Originally posted by Monkey Expert:

There once lived a man named gAry mod who lived in the Britishn Kingdom of Britain. He made a game called Gary Mod when one when he was making a mso d for Half0Life 2.2 . . He used to prya 34 timss in the morrirri to God for help duign his makiugn of the gary mOd game. Ien oNE dayu he prayed in the tinto the mirror the worng pwauywa, and BARRACKS OBANA came thruoug the mittor ndf attacked hime!!!
"WHY ME" said Gary Mod. "BECAUSE JEOED TOLD ME TOoo" saidd Obonga. Obunja leapeed out and atatcked Gary Man in frotnfo fhis face like GRAHHHHH and OWWWWIEEEE. THere were so many painds of screeches and soudns of non-happiness.
TOt hris game gday dya Gary Mod Masn does not prasy in the mirrow anymore so he doiesnt get attacked by Ohama.But letgend gajhs it that if you open up the Gary Mod game and type "Quit SMoking" In thge console then Okuckau will VSIDIT YOU IN THEW MIRRO TONOIGTH!!! AND yoU DONT WANT THAT! OJAMA AND JEFF THE KILELR WERE GOOD FRIENFDS TOO I FORGOT TO ADD THAT PART!!!!! OOh hHH!! HAve fun sleepi ngto nigtjh !!!!!

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Originally posted by Pieniadz9:

holy shit guys i'm pissing myself as we speak what do i do this is too scary

Originally posted by sweaty 9 year old:

man shut the fuck up

Originally posted by F:

Help me gays the nextbots are gonna kill me

Originally posted by F:

Help me gays the nextbots are gonna kill me