I believe it's because he never finished his vegetables which resulted in his stunted growth and mass starvation in Africa.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

I believe it's because he never finished his vegetables which resulted in his stunted growth and mass starvation in Africa.

interesting, perhaps the vegetables were his tutorial and without finishing them he doesnt progress to the next levels?

Originally posted by smoking addiction:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

I believe it's because he never finished his vegetables which resulted in his stunted growth and mass starvation in Africa.

interesting, perhaps the vegetables were his tutorial and without finishing them he doesnt progress to the next levels?

I think it's due to the fact that he's a bull terrier which's a carnivore dog breed. However, he's able to use internet and play video games, so I'm not really sure anymore.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Originally posted by smoking addiction:

interesting, perhaps the vegetables were his tutorial and without finishing them he doesnt progress to the next levels?

I think it's due to the fact that he's a bull terrier which's a carnivore dog breed. However, he's able to use internet and play video games, so I'm not really sure anymore.

holy shit, hes a genetically engineered hybrid by the CIA, we are onto something

Originally posted by smoking addiction:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

I think it's due to the fact that he's a bull terrier which's a carnivore dog breed. However, he's able to use internet and play video games, so I'm not really sure anymore.

holy shit, hes a genetically engineered hybrid by the CIA, we are onto something

CIA!? Does that mean sweaty's involved in crack trade and responsible for JFK assassination?

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Originally posted by smoking addiction:

holy shit, hes a genetically engineered hybrid by the CIA, we are onto something

CIA!? Does that mean sweaty's involved in crack trade and responsible for JFK assassination?

oh fuck oh fuck its all making sense!

personally i think it's because 9 year old isn't even real

Originally posted by Chewy 🐀:

personally i think it's because 9 year old isn't even real

oh shit man, the illuminati is involved! its working with the cia! its real! THE PYRMIDS ARE REAL!!!! HOLY FUCK THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL IT WAS CONCEALED FROM US THE WHOLE TIME GG GUYS AUTISM WINS AGAIN WE JUST CRACKED A DECADES LONG MYSTERY

Originally posted by smoking addiction:

Originally posted by Chewy 🐀:

personally i think it's because 9 year old isn't even real

oh shit man, the illuminati is involved! its working with the cia! its real! THE PYRMIDS ARE REAL!!!! HOLY FUCK THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL IT WAS CONCEALED FROM US THE WHOLE TIME GG GUYS AUTISM WINS AGAIN WE JUST CRACKED A DECADES LONG MYSTERY

pyramids was always real, frank ocean made it in like 2012 ?? 😘
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMV31MWIjLE

umm ermmm

he uses a freezing machine occasionally to avoid aging

Originally posted by Hans Grosse:

he uses a freezing machine occasionally to avoid aging

don't offend me with the word "occasionally", sir. it costs a lot of time, money, and energy to upkeep my youth.

The real question is not how he stayed 9 for so long, but how he's been sweating non-stop for 9 years.

Originally posted by sweaty 9 year old:

Originally posted by Hans Grosse:

he uses a freezing machine occasionally to avoid aging

don't offend me with the word "occasionally", sir. it costs a lot of time, money, and energy to upkeep my youth.

are you not afraid of your immortality?

what about your friends?
your family?

what will you do once they are all gone?

black magic