hello, my name is eldgoradicto, one day i have decided to play garry's mod dark RP, a roleplay gamemode where you play kinda like real life, you have to pay your taxes, buy things from the store, etc. everything including stores is ran by other players, and you have to pick a job (or remain as a citizen) ((citizen chads rise up)) i have decided to RDM thesse servers for fun, since i thought they are boring and uninteresting, RDM is when you kill a player randomly, while this is possible in real life, for some reason this is not allowed on the servers and will earn you a ban, i have decided to do this anyway for entertaiment. i saw a server and joined, after a quite long loading i have joined on it. what i saw was terryfying.

it was a big black menu, and it said, in green text "read the rules before playing." i was terrified by this sight, and i did not know what crazy, sick, evil, person would do this. i have began reading the rules, and then thats when it hit me........


....It was 63 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ articles long.

yes, Really.

i had to scroll trough and click trough all of them, so i just decided to click one by one and scroll to the bottom without actually reading, this managed to bypass the rule force thankfully. then i have arrived on the server, it was a disturbing dystopia, there were gambing machines just randomly out in the street, real anime girls walked trough the road, and nobody used the white lines, disturbing indeed, i have decided to start my crusade. i killed the anime person and he respawned,he then responded to me in a deep, shaky voice, what he said was disturbing;"That isnt nice man why did you do this man?" i have immediately put another bullet in his head and ran. as i was running i shot several other evil people, a gun dealer that somehow said music trough his vocal cords, and a psychopathic sniper shooting everyone, this is when something horrible happened, i could no longer move in any direction, to my horror, i then saw a terryfying sight. it was a gmod admin, his smell was so horrible, i felt the onion and grease all the way from the screen. "you are a bad body, prepare to be punished"

he then banned me.