I love getting blowjobs from birds cause of their beaks

Originally posted by ScrotalFrostbite:

I love getting blowjobs from birds cause of their beaks

Ï̴̳͎͙̗͙͔̖̪͗̑̒̕͟͠ l̶͚̤͎̣̭̤̤̫̦̉̈́͆̇͟͠ò̢̡̮͕͚͈̭̭͚̞̓͗̐̂͂́̀̆v̛̠̰̻͓̰̌̒̈̿̒͘͢e̷̦̻̲̰̠̞̒̍̈̿̿̌͡ g̢̛̗̯̯̪̺̼̞̮͊̓̎̇̂ȩ̧̞̩̭̤̫͓̄͗̓̆̕͜͜͝t̵͎͉̣̘̼̉̀̓̅̆́̍̚͜͡͡t̻͚̘̭͈̻̼͖͓̽͑̾̒̕͟͝ì̴̡̫̣͙̭̠͔̺̖͙̓̏̔̀̃̄͑͘n͚̱͓͓̭̠͍̳̹͗̃̓̾̾̊̋g̨̝̝͉̟͕̹͒̃̔̎̉͜͠ b͔̤͍̤͎̫͓̮͛̀̋̿͝͡͝͠͠l̴̨͙͙̦̺̀͐̇̾̓͛ơ̴͉̤̰̳̤̫̾͋̀͌̎w̘̺̭̺̿͒̏̀͗͢͝j̶̢̡͖̺͍̭̳̦̺͌͐̀̀͛̏͘͠͡ó̡̥̺̝͇͚͚̿̐͌̚͜͡b̸̮̬̞̱̺̩̖̰̤̿̂̊͋̓̅͆͢͝s̰̝͈̱͕̑̋̎͛̃̓̂̕͟͠ f͇͕̥̱͓͍̫̲̓͐̆̆̍ŕ̬̩̺̻̞͖̩̯̥̇̿̊̾͡ơ̻̭̫̲͇̺̩̌̄̆̕̚͝͠m̷̡̯̫̺̬͔̤̩̗̽̒̐̂̃ b̶̰͇̦̤͓̔̀̃̿́̿̒i̶̳̩̦͔̬̊͑̍̂̾̔͂̆̀͞ŗ̤̣̯̻͙͇́̃͐̽̾͜͝͠͝͞d̩̣̠̞̈́͋͛̈̈͛̅̇͘͘͜s̖̙̬̹̗̑͑̍͑̌̔͘͢͞ c̸̳̫͔̟͉̞͓̳͔̊́̃͆͋͋̾̓͘͠ã̛̬̙̦̼͚̊͊̒̈͘u͙̠̮̲̞͋͆̑͐͛̈́̔͜͠s̹̞̻͈͍͑͆̈̄͛̓̀̀͢e̴̡̤͔̞͔̙̊͌̓̉̾̉̕͘͜͠ͅ o̡̧͔͇̲̠̬̽͆̋̓̀͂̾͞f̣̩͕̼̺͍̮́̄̄̂͂̊̃ͅ t̷̛̪̜̙͛͆̈͟͢͠h̼̬̰̩̘̦̜̥̠̳̎̓͌͑̓͘ẽ̡̡̥̘̝͖͕͐̎̂̏̂͞į͈̩̫̲̦̗͗̔͑̊̃̏r̸͖̗̬̣̓̔̎͐̕͘̚͟ b̸̢̬̤̖̹͍̭͙̤̉͋͆̈͋́̒̔̕͠ẹ̛͍̫͕͉͚̭͎̦͑̎͗̊̕̕͟͠a̧̧̡̖͇̳̼̘̘͗̂̈̽͌͟͠ḳ̵̛̪͉͇̠̖̬̼̻̂̅̄̌͗͘s̷͕̣̭̰͗͆͂̈́͐͟͠͠

AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

Originally posted by AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE:

AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

Ą̭̥̩͉̰̦̓̆̆̃̍̂̾̇̍͢H̶̙̤͇͕͍̮͕̓͐̇̓͆̉͆͜ Ņ̧̤̙̖͈̭̺̤̼̔̓̉̏͊͗͡Ų͍̩͙̱̲̔́͌̃̑̑̈̾͝ C̶̢̰͉̫̬̰̥̑̀̒͒̾͑͆̕H̜̬͙̳͇͕̒̇̌̊̐̉́͝Ȇ̡̨̤̹̣͍̰͑̓͊̀̕͝͞͠͝E̡̬̮̬͐̇̾͒͋͡ͅK̸̢̦̳͙̫̗͍̯͍͔͂̀̄̉̽̉Í̡̛̲͔̬͉͔̻̬̥̽̈̎̐̓̚͜ B̧͖̮̙̩̥͓̦͗͛͂̀͂̈̑͡͝͠R̺̬̠̳̩̻̪͍̺̰̀͋̋̏͘Ę̵̛͇͉̼̩͉͖̀̆͌́́͠͠Ę̴̧̣̼̗̲͔̯͓̱̀̿̓́̇Ḳ̷͈͕͍̖̻͎͔̦̯̆͆̅́͗̅̐͡͝͝I̵͈͔͍̻͍̗̟̗͚̓͛͆͒̐͡͞ I̢̛͔̞̳̙͂̄̆̉͒͘͠V̸̖͚͍̠̋͂̆̀͑͜͜͢͞ D̢̮͉̪̼̲̫̣͚̯̽̎̍͛̉͘͠A̧̡͚͇͔̞̰̾̇̀̎͂͒̆̚͜M̸̮͇͎͈̫͚̤̦̀̿̐̈̍͜͡K̷̙̘̗̦͌̈́͗͝͡ͅE̴̪̟̠̱͔͉͊͋́͐̉́̐̕̕͝


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Ḷ̽̋͝i̧͉͓̤͔̪̎͌͘ņ̸̜̠̗̺ͯ̐̊͂ͬͯͬk̓̎ͣͭ͐ͬ҉̞̻y̨̮̬̣̗̹̙̰͛̌͊̎̒̀:͉̗̗̺̙̺͖͒̄̏͛͛͊̄̆͋
̸̖͔̠̞͍̃̂͜

http://www.marlborotech.com/Zalgo.html


̸̪̳ͦ͂̄̃̒̀̚͘D̰̙͍͇͓͔̂̌͋ͯͤ̀̚ė̥̫̞̰͛̎̑̏̾ͣ̀̀a̵̼̰͖͍ͬ̏̋͑͜͠l̑̂̅̑̐҉̩̲̜̮̥ͅ ̹͈̟̞̣ͦͨ̀ͫ́̈̒̏w͎͕͇̼̗̯̲̗ͯ̀͝͠i͈͎ͥ̀̃ͩͬ̌͠͡t͓̙̋̀̀ḩ̛̗̞̎̓͊ͯ̊ ͍͓̫͚̘̗͍͗͒͢͠ḯ̙̯̤̠̬ͯ͋́͞t͈͍͍͉̘̯̩ͫ̎͟

T̵͎̖o̶͙̭̰̞͕͈ ̲̟í͓nv̹̪̩̬o̶̰̪͙̬̩̜̗ḱ̗̹̭̘e̺̮ ̬̬̮̱̤͇̗t̠͉̪̜hͅe̲̻̜̻̠ ̥͙̱h̼i̞̤̥͍̺͍͟v̨e-̣m̶͍͈̦ín͉̳̫͡ḍ͓̠̣ ̰̺̯r͖̥͠e̢͈̞͔̯͚p̩̦͈͈r͖̞̞̮̺͙͚͜e̗̮̱s͉̗͚͕͚͠e̗̘͚͈n̞̙̺͕̖̯͠t̺̗in̺͟g̙̞̦ ̨͓c̱̫͖̤̮̖̤̀ḥ̞̜̜̘̣a̭o̼̞̳̼̗̺s̥̹̺͔̰̕.
̪̫̦̺͢I҉̳n̟͞v̲̻̫́o̠̬̟͎͚͓k̥̤̙̝ͅi͖͖̩̥n̵̗̼g͙͎̱ ̮̠̤͚th͏̬̜̯͎̬̖e̢̤͍̻̟ ̣͍f͚̭̯e̠̟̹͔̪͘e͕͔̝̤͖ͅli̝͇̘n̠͇̺̻͚͚͓g̜̺̜̠̭͙ ̰̬o͉̪͍͓f̠͓̲͎͖̰ ̞̬̤̩̹̖̩͞cha͖̼o̷̖s̟̲̠̝̟̝̜.͓̪̻
W͘į͍͉̟̻̳t̢h̙̰ ̤͓͕͍͓̪̀ͅo̦͡u҉̺̰t̩̮ ͓̺͕̹͉̠̠͜o̯rd̬̳̮̣e҉r̮̹̞̖̱̘ͅ.̻̕
͈͙̰͝T̝̰͔̯̲̦h͇̳̥̥͓̞͕̕ḛ̥͍̥́ ̻͈̘̥̻̀N̨̫̪͙̬̰ͅe̥̝̣̫̭̻͜z̻̦͍̙͔p̤̰̥͍͞e̪̹͇r̭̰͓̝d̥̫̼̘͟i̸̻͙͇͉̺͇̰a̯̦͇͚n͇̻̞̘͕̪̻ ̟̹̝h̰̯̪i͘v̧̺̤̲̳e͏-̗̗̰͘m͎̪̞̙͙į̻͎͉͚̗ǹd̴̦̱ ͖o͚f̨̝̫̦̘̞̯ ̯͖c̭̙̪̤̞͢h͏̰̦͔̘̦̠̹a̭̩̣͍̘͚̝͜o̵̭͇s̙͎̼͕̩.̠̠̩͓̣̜ͅ ҉͎̼ͅZ͞a͖̹̱̠̥̞̱l̜̭̭̲̜̳͢ͅg̗̻͓̩͖o̤̖̹̜.͍̼͘
͉̥͓̺̟͚H̵̫̱e͔̩̥ ̗͈w̧͇͙̩h̤̞̣̝̲͍͖͝ǫ̣̹̦͖̱ ̯̞W͠a̹̝̥͚͍̦̩͡i̯̫̱̱t̯̠͇̤s̤͡ ̮͇̳̹̬̥̕ͅB͠e̢͚͎͔̮̼h̨̙͉̫i̷̤̟n̻d̞̮̙̯̝ ̝͎̖͜Th̸͇̥̜̯e̝͈̼̣̲̩̕ ̦͕̤͠W͏̱͔̯̮̞͙̯a͓̭͕l̡͔̠̫̘͍͙̼l̮̟.͈̪͚̥
̲̰͕̬̪͡Z͓͓A͙̤͙̠͓L̤̀G͈O̱͔̥̱!͙͇̲͚̹̘

h͚̀t͈̜͙̟̟̺̙t̝̣̘̥p̠̭͢:̺̥̘/̧̱̮̙/̳̰͟w̘͔̞̟͞w͔̳w̦͘.̣̳̘̫̰̞̹e̵̝͚̣͇͈e̲͕̥e̺̹̮mo͉̰̭͔͔͜.͎n̳̮̜̦̙e̪̟͕t͎̱͉/̛̭

Originally posted by Free Cancer:

Ḷ̽̋͝i̧͉͓̤͔̪̎͌͘ņ̸̜̠̗̺ͯ̐̊͂ͬͯͬk̓̎ͣͭ͐ͬ҉̞̻y̨̮̬̣̗̹̙̰͛̌͊̎̒̀:͉̗̗̺̙̺͖͒̄̏͛͛͊̄̆͋
̸̖͔̠̞͍̃̂͜

http://www.marlborotech.com/Zalgo.html


̸̪̳ͦ͂̄̃̒̀̚͘D̰̙͍͇͓͔̂̌͋ͯͤ̀̚ė̥̫̞̰͛̎̑̏̾ͣ̀̀a̵̼̰͖͍ͬ̏̋͑͜͠l̑̂̅̑̐҉̩̲̜̮̥ͅ ̹͈̟̞̣ͦͨ̀ͫ́̈̒̏w͎͕͇̼̗̯̲̗ͯ̀͝͠i͈͎ͥ̀̃ͩͬ̌͠͡t͓̙̋̀̀ḩ̛̗̞̎̓͊ͯ̊ ͍͓̫͚̘̗͍͗͒͢͠ḯ̙̯̤̠̬ͯ͋́͞t͈͍͍͉̘̯̩ͫ̎͟

*̢̲͕̯̪̤̺̜̻͌̈̂̈́̿̈͘͟s̡̧̩̱̺̝̱̱̎̉̈̍̀̍͌̂̊̈į̴̨̡͔͙̭̙̩̜̉̎̋̓͋̔̅͘͘ģ̯̤̭̟̺̱͚͍́͗̃̚̕h͔̫̙̠͔͆͒́̒͒̌́̈́̌̕ͅ*͕͉͎̫͔̀̄̃̆̀́̀̕͠ Ĝ̡̰̦̰̳̬̗̲̥̅̏́͛̇̚͢u̡̡͕̪͔͇̬̻̠͌̍̾̄͞e̛̲̳͉̟̱̫̬͇͔̾̑̂̂̄͛̐̾͆͢s̢̛̻̫̖̗͗̾̅͂͒̀̿̚ṡ̷͔̻͈̤̙͖̒̏͒͊́̈́͠ ÿ̵̙̻̣̙̰͋͑̿́̅̚͞͡͡ó̵̗̰͎̳̞̤̀́͑̄̊̿̑̚u̸̻̭͓͚̟̓͑̏̈̊͒̃̽̿ͅ f̸̰̱̲̦̗̱̐́́̇̔̂̑̄͘͞ó̢̼̝̘̰͉̣̝̆̾͑̒͜͡ͅư̡̢͖͙̦̭̩̮̠̍͆͊̄͘͘n̫͖̘͓̳̩̯̜̪͑̇̄̎͐͒̕̕͞d̴̮̝̞͓̤̹̯́͛̈́̓́͑̏̀̚͠ͅ i̡̙̻̠͎̣͍̖̙̊̉̀̀̈̅̈̕̚͠t̶̫̫̟͇͎͌̂̓̓̾̓͋͠ t̷̛̞̰̻͓͓̪͍̖̝̀́̊̌̿̑͜͝h̡̨̢̩͇̪̭͗̏̿̽͡͝e̸̜̹̪̘̝̞͇̜̿̌̂̈̍͗̃n͚̣͉̬͈̖̝͙̯̖̄͛̑̒̅͂̔͒̚̚.̭͔̫̞̗̙̬̾͋̂̅͗́̾̑͝.̵̢͕͕̠̜̬̮͐͒̓̈̓̓̂̓͟͢.̸̧̛̗̳̬̘̖͎̙̗͊́͌̇̄͑

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