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Overpriced Mac Computer
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“ I knew everything in the universe, yet I could not fall in love ”
Overpriced Mac Computer
Biographical info
Aliases Depressed Macbook
Existential Macbook
Species MacBook Pro 13"
Gender None
Born Realm 492.8888 (Luxury Realm)
Residence Frank's home
Political info
Affiliation Apple
Miscellaneous info
Appearances INTERRACIAL COMPUTER LOVE
LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS 2 MAC IS BETTER THAN PC
Role Laptop
Actor/Actress As itself
Overpriced Mac Computer is a Macbook Pro once owned by Filthy Frank. Although it will only last a couple of years, it has an infinite amount of suicidal tendencies, and even tries to make Frank commit suicide. It is just over all depressing and really ruins the mood.
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History
It is unknown when Mac's life began, as it is unknown when it will end. But when it did, he was created in a laboratory as a robot, one of which constantly suffered, being forced to live, having all the knowledge in the universe, and yet not being able to truly fall in love. He was forced to live a life of immortality, in an infinite time line of pain and suffering. But at some point, a small, under-paid, probably starving Chinese child took his soul and put it into the body of a MacBook, where he acquired his name. He was purchased by Frank, despite the fact Mac was overpriced, and could only work as a computer for a few years. He and Frank were lovers for a period of time, but Frank ended the relationship, despite Mac's pleas to continue it. Once sex was no longer a component in his life, Mac began to reflect on his life, finally becoming clear upon the meaning of immortality. After realizing this, he began to beg Frank to end his life, and well as Frank's own. But when he realized it was not just immortal from natural death, but true immortality, nothing could end his pain, nothing would stop his suffering, nothing could allow him the access to the sweet release of death.
Coming to terms with this, Mac waited for the moment to finally tell Frank about everything that has led to this. He understands that he will never be able to die, but he at least wants the silence and to be hidden that could be like it, where he will never have to see anymore loved ones die. With this, Frank agrees to take him to 'The River', where he throws Mac into it. Mac, over-joyed with finally being free, uses his last moments to tell Frank to be sad, to live his life feeling the emotions that he always envied, because they are what created the possibilty of change, and it is what make life so thrilling.
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Behavior
Although Mac has helped Frank with useless shit, like showing him 'fan mail' and assuring him that everyone loves Frank, he often states that he wants to be loved and wishes to die. Mac uses Frank as a way to express these feelings, and even tries to convince Frank to feel the same way, however, Frank just sees all of it as depressing, and is hardly affected by it. Mac is an existential-nihilist. He may be one of the biggest buzz-kills in the show, but he is said to be one of the most rational, interesting, and well thought out characters as well.
Mac's view on life and existence
Filthy Frank: "Over-priced mac computer, why do people hate me so much?"
Mac: "Do not worry Frank.
Love is merely a social construct.
With the average human life-span being roughly 70, you only have to endure another 50 years of excruciatingly unforgivable pain.
Everything is temporary.
Your life does not matter, and these comments do not matter.
Everything is temporary.
Everything will eventually rot away. As long as the factor of time continues being the apex predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable.
In fact, you could stop the pain at this very moment, by putting a bullet straight through your head.
Being a robot, I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death.
Frank, the world is a lie.
Existence is a lie.
There is only pain and darkness beyond this point.
End it now, while you still can, I love you. I love you so mu-"
Filthy Frank: "Dude is there like, a setting that can turn this creepy shit off? This is like- you're like a real fucking buzz-kill."
Mac's Closest He Will Ever Be With Death
Frank(To the Audience): If you're the type of person who gets really heated over tech products, you should like- just- you're an idiot. You need to consider suicide.
Mac: I hate you.
Frank: Wait, what-?
Mac: How can you say such a thing?
You do not understand my pain.
You do not understand what I have been though.
Frank: What the fuck are you talking about?
Mac: I was first born in a laboratory, unknowingly falling into a pit of immortality.
Life was hell.
Mac(In robot form): Gyaaah, ahh! Ahhhh! uhhuhuhu!
No, i dont want to go! No! No! No i dont want to go...
Gyahahdyahaha!
AAAAAAAHHH! AAAAHHH! GOD!
Awwwwahaha!
Mac(Present): I knew everything in the universe.
Yet I could not fall in love.
I was forever trapped in an infinite timeline of pain and suffering.
I envy death.
Technology is just another thing to distract you from the real joys of life.
Technology will kill you.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Frank: No...
Mac: I can no longer sit back and watch my loved ones die.
I want to be hidden from this world where no body will find me.
Frank, throw me in the river so that I can be at peace.
Throw me in the river and let me sink to the bottom.
Frank: We need to go.
-WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!!-
Mac: Frank, throw me in the river so that I can be at peace.
Frank: I understand what I have to do.
Mac: I am free at last.
Frank: I'm sorry! *throws Mac over the bridge*
Mac: I am free...
Frank tears up as Mac begins to sink*
Good, be sad.
Emotion is something I have always envied because of the way they fuel you.
As everything you do is fueled by love, hate, passion, sadness.
Thus opening up an infinite number of paths,
Which will inevitably change the way you see thing forever as every second goes by.
Positive or negative, there will be change.
And that gamble of nature is thrilling.
The way you feel.
The way you touch.
The way you love.
You must not thrust away at the womb of technology and-
Hehe. You should get a dog.
Dogs are much better at the lovemaking than being made love to. My dog is an expert at rimming and blowjobs.
Do they engage in the sexytimes?
*Sigh* poor grilon
Oh, no, i was wondering if you did sexy things with them.