i kicked my whole family down the stairs and they havent woken up for 6 months what should i do

Hmmm... How do they taste?

Originally posted by Lord Rob:

Hmmm... How do they taste?

salty and lukewarm

Lay them to a sunny warm spot and regularly( twice a day) pour water over them so they get wet.
Repeat this until autumn

I got 99 problems and my dick is one because its got a serious condition and I might die.

My dick fell off, can i just reattach it? I think its past its used by date. Where can i buy a new one? Please help.

Originally posted by Lord Rob:

Lay them to a sunny warm spot and regularly( twice a day) pour water over them so they get wet.
Repeat this until autumn

wait they smell divine may i eat them

Originally posted by cheeky nandos:

Originally posted by Lord Rob:

Lay them to a sunny warm spot and regularly( twice a day) pour water over them so they get wet.
Repeat this until autumn

wait they smell divine may i eat them

Wait until you see small maggots. Maggots are gurmè chefs and now when something is tasty, so they only appear on the best food. They also taste noice

Originally posted by DZ|sertco:

My dick fell off, can i just reattach it? I think its past its used by date. Where can i buy a new one? Please help.

Hmmmm.. Are the balls still there?

Originally posted by Wet Dong Asster:

I got 99 problems and my dick is one because its got a serious condition and I might die.

Press it inside your body until its a hole

Originally posted by The Confederate States of Texas:

Niggers are trying to get the KKK arrested

hmmm, use real spooky ghosts to confuse them

I killed my friend now I can't find a place to hide him.

No, buy a big truck, with glass walls (bulletproof) and filled with 90% water and 10% medium acid and drive to a crowd, and build a machine to put them into the acid water so everyone can see them drown, but drive away when someone tries to help.

Or make a saw trap in the truck

Any more problems?