I want to express my feelings for all of you. Granted, it's not easy but it certainly is essential if we want to continue this great nation's track record of not having ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ being snitches.
In 2007 a man by the name of Jack Asslicker gave a phenominal lecture on the many dangers of being a snitch - from dying of AIDS prior to sex, to exposing one's self to the harmful rays of the Sun, and talking ♥♥♥♥ about your besties behind their back.

Bernie Sanders is a notorious ♥♥♥♥♥, though he's not a snitch. Hillary is both a ♥♥♥♥♥ and a snitch; Trump is neither and has made an impression on the community as an upstanding citizen.

During the last two elections, starring Bill Murry and Anton Sanzor LeVay, we've learned two very important lessons: freedom IS free, unless the government says otherwise and cornucopia shaped penises may be a threat to national secury, as of 2011. We've gone into detail about Jar Jar Binks being in The Force Awakens, listened to JJ Abrams attempt to explain why he can't create any original material, and fly to the moon and back with our best friends. It was great fun and I'm really gald you all loved it, but there is now work to do and we aren't able to slack anymore. This is real business, folks, and I know you're all up to the task.
There are three different crowns, collect all three and you'll get a real special secret about how to talk to girls. If you don't, though, then you have to send this as a chain email before Tuesday or else everyone is going to know you masturbate to My Little Pony toys.