and a nice shot of smirnoff vodka.

no

fucking god damn moon cricket I hope you go A B C D E F G U GOT TESTED FOR HIV

BUT THE METEOR MEN BEG TO DIFFER.

Banned for being a scroll down warrior.

faggit

https://youtu.be/j58V2vC9EPc

Originally posted by The FBI:

Wednesday, February 21, 2018
4:25 PM - The FBI: why are you using incognito mode
4:26 PM - Sgt.Apples: I don't
4:26 PM - The FBI: Bullshit
4:28 PM - Sgt.Apples: prove it FBI boi
4:29 PM - The FBI: You searched up "Thicc Gay Lesbo dads fuccin" on pornhub
4:29 PM - Sgt.Apples: bitch i don't even go to pornhub
4:29 PM - The FBI: You left this comment on "HOT GIRL GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS PART 2"
4:29 PM - The FBI: Sgt. Apples: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue...

https://youtu.be/9LFbcAVIVn4

Originally posted by wetty:

MLP
https://youtu.be/DlmtbHw1mtA

Hello lamppost,
Nice to see ya,
We might get bombed by North Korea,
Getting close,
To World War III,
So run for the shelters,
Keep on Groovin’
Fa l-la la la laaa, feelin’ gloomy.
The Arctic’s meltin’,
The Sea’s are boilin’,
These aren’t the first pant’s that I’m soiling.
We won’t survive the century,
Were all doomed,
I’m feelin’ boozy,
Fa l-la la la laaa, feeling gloomy.
Kellyanne Conway makes no sense,
And even if Trump goes were stuck with Mike Pence,
Plus he might win the big one in 2020,
Nevertheless, all is groovy.
Ta d-de da de daaaa, hahahaha lalalalala,
Feelin’ gloomy.