well. if u wanna be helped then i gotta fuck yo so you die. ONLY then will i help you

this is an add for people who wanna cockfight

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I FUCKED HIM AND HE DIED

SO I WENT TO TACO BELL AND I SAW THIS RETARD NAMED COWMILIKINGMOTH AND HE SAID THAT HE WILL GIVE ME A FREE BLOWJOB! BUT I SAID THAT I WAS STRAIGHT SO I GAVE HIM A DILDO AND WENT TO A CHIPOTLE! AT CHIPOTLE I SAW THIS KID NAMED COWMILKINGMOTH AND HE SAID THAT HE HAS USED CONDOMS FOR SALE! SO I ASKED HIM WHY ARE THEY USED! AND HE SAID HE WAS FUCKING MEN AT THE LOCAL COCKATOOS! SO I WENT HOME TO MY WIFE AND KIDS! AND GUESS WHO I SEE FUCKING MY WIFE! ITS SHREK! I SAID "have fun you little back stabbing cunt" AND CHECKED ON MY SON! AND GUESS WHO WAS FUCKING HIM! ITS DONKEY AND I SAID "its illeagel to have sex with animals that are a diffrent species.. but have fun" SO I WENT TO SLEEP IN MY ROOM AND AFTER A FEW HOURS I HAD A BURNING SENSATION IN MY ASS! I THOUGHT IT WAS NOTHING SO I WENT BACK TO SLEEP! LATER SOME STICKY JUICE WAS IN MY MOUTH AND I LOOKED AND GUESS WHAT IT IS! ITS A DILDO WITH GUM AND CUM. SO I GOT UP AND GUESS WHO IT WAS! IT WAS COWMILKINGMOTH I TOLD HIM TO GO SUCK ON A GAY HORSES BALLS THEN FUCK A MONKEY! SO HE DID AND THE NEXT NIGHT HE CAME BACK! I WAS SO SUPRISED THAT I PULLED OUT MY SHOTGUN AND HE DIED!



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i walked into a room where my friend lives i saw his parents having anal

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i am going to explain the illuminati conspiracy right now. YOU READY!?!?!?!?!?! here it is so the illuminati's nuber is 666 and the illuminati is a goverment organaziotion and if you go to the $1 bill you will see the triangle then you will see an eye after that you will see the numbers 666 in that eye. After that if you go to obamas house you will see its white....BUT if you look inside in his room in his bathroom under the toilet you will see a walk way leading under ground and on the walls of that hallway you will see the nubers 666 written onthe wall. If you follow that tunnel all the way to the end you will end up in a house and in the house there are triangles and the number 666 written all over the wall. THEN if you go outside the house you will see the house is green and the plants are green and even the car is green. ONCE YOU LOOK AT THAT if you go to one of obamas press confrence you will see a tie with the nubers 666 and the background is a triangle. BUT you will only see that in the uneddieted version. after that if you go to obamacare the website you will see the triangle with the very same eye on the $1 bill and the numbers 666 on that eye. and rember that house you walk into.... THAT IS MY HOUSE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS... ME AND OBAMA ARE IN THE KKK (kind kurry kids)