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Comment this twat nice and gay things c:

Ik

He didn't just got it in my mouth

Piss off

No

I'm pregnant

Sir. This is a serious issue i'm having it has been 13 hours now i still can't get my wishes granted. I think it was a scam.

Hi i'm a 12 year old girl. I just met a man with white long hair and a very huge beard. He said his name was gandalf and he could grant wishes just for a little price. I was interested so i asked how much do i need to pay to him? He said "Just follow me" And he told me about this "Game" And then dragged me into a backstreet alley he pulled his dirty pants off and he said "This is the joystick you are gonna play with" I was curious because i've never seen a joystick this strange it was so tiny couldn't even grab it with my fingers. He said "Don't look at me like that just give it a taste young girl" I gave it a little lick and the man blew his "Magical juice" In my mouth and told me to swallow or my wishes won't happen, so i swallowed it and it has been 8 hours i still don't have any wishes granted. Contact me if you've seen this man and have the same problem. xoxo

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