i only like soyjack the meme but not soyjack party

banned for having sex with my aunt

unbanned so you can host the 10th annicersary of this thread

your fate has been determined

banned because check the floorboard near the door of your bedroom and make sure to bring 4 exact pieces of spaghetti

banned for beating up your meat everyday at these exact times ( 4-8 AM 12-3 PM 10:20 -> 1 AM 1 AM -> 4 AM)

i showed your picture to a random girl i knew and liked a lot but then she interrupted me mid sentence and said "I would rather that guy then you, it seems he has a nice beard going on" and that was 2 months ago and i still am sad about a random dude on steam that claims he cant get a relationship legit gets more girls then me

banned for farting on my son timmy

Skedaddle (ง ˙ω˙)ว

banned for being a retard that cannot win anything in their life and the only thing that seems to win about you is you is your anger issues