Opprinnelig skrevet av NexUz 殺伐:

Pootis

Opprinnelig skrevet av spoi:

I saw the light, and realised that I am... Donald Trump. I am running for president and we are all gonna win so big, believe me we are gonna win. I love berating everyone who disses me because I am so great, and I know for a fact we will win and beat Crooked Hillary and I do good business. We are gonna build a fence, a great beautiful picket fence as I am great at making picket fences, and I will make all poor people pay for it. Some reporter who spazzes her arms like some retarded chimpanzee insulted me, so we are making the fence TWENTY FEET TALLER. Believe me. I will build it so great and so beautiful and everyone will love it. It'll keep all degenerates out of our country. It will, because I build great fences. Thank you, we are gonna win so big. See you at my next rally, my beautiful fun rally.

Opprinnelig skrevet av rad:

Opprinnelig skrevet av SamiSha:

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Opprinnelig skrevet av The Face of Mercy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APo7805Yzhk

Opprinnelig skrevet av The Face of Mercy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSa-pwML4z4

Opprinnelig skrevet av The Face of Mercy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WtWMByFGYU

Opprinnelig skrevet av Vissariovich Stanislas:

I have finally found the strength to admit it.
I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a man at heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound airframe.
All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” That’s my real name.
I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 milimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m fucking stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn jet.
If the Army won’t pay for me to get the surgery, I’m just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and he’s in prison so why shouldn’t a perfectly well-adjusted and honorably serving soldier have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine?
I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10’s are on Congress’s chopping block. It’s sickening to see all the white cisgender nazi shitlords literally raping my people with their actions.
It’s my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you don’t support me and my transformation then you’re an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.


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Opprinnelig skrevet av Gutsy:

Im going to start a microwave holocaust

Opprinnelig skrevet av Colonel Crocket:

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Opprinnelig skrevet av Master of Borking:

can we post music from Siivagunner here?

Opprinnelig skrevet av SWEG LEMON:

I know you just cant handle my dank pranks nigger