Nguyên văn bởi Phreya™:

Nguyên văn bởi sedned:

yo, vishnu really said "i am become floor eater, pooping on street" crazy

Fuck you bloody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtooKLxPCtI

Nguyên văn bởi Poop King:

Nguyên văn bởi Chewy 🐀:

tbh the best gay pfp to have is to just change your pfp to a woman

Back in the 90s when being gay in the UK still meant you got the death penalty or something, I just pretended to be a girl with random lady profile pics. The amount of hetero cock pics I collected was staggering, even more so that I didn't even realise it was illegal to catfish for dick pics because I was still only like 15 years old lol.

so, you're like 40.

Nguyên văn bởi Phreya™:

Nguyên văn bởi Poop King:

'British' food is so shit that curry replaced fish and chips as the national dish, but English curry is basically a single grain of black pepper and a single chilli flake, which is also shit.

That's because you're eating it wrong. To bring out the curry flavour to the fullest you have to eat it on a wet concrete floor with your bare hand as Vishnu intended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07qsL3KwJDg

yo, vishnu really said "i am become floor eater, pooping on street" crazy

then sedned's corpse took a shit on the bed and Phoulyap's dad snapped out of it and beat his cold body with a wooden spoon and screamed "CHING CHANG CHONG, IM KIM JANG UN! GOTTA MUSHROOM CROWD, FAH YOUU" over and over again until he collapsed of exhaustion. "our princess is in another castle.", he said in perfect english. then he died. Phrogphucker then swore revenge on

Nguyên văn bởi sweaty 9 year old:

Nguyên văn bởi sedned:

i'm not dying anymore because of sweetie 9 year old's caring words

never letting you cook again

something wrong there, 9 dear gold(as in heart of gold)? 💛

Nguyên văn bởi Phreya™:

Nguyên văn bởi sedned:

who wants to have sex

Nguyên văn bởi sedned:

i want to die

The sex is before or after you die?

i'm not dying anymore because of sweetie 9 year old's caring words

But he died with a smile like lalo salamanca from better call saul, except instead of blood leaking out of his mouth, its cum. Phucktard then came home from school to his dad on his knees with the thousand yard stare. "daddy, where mom??" he asked. he looks at his father, yet there is no response. he puts his hands on his shoulders and violently shakes him "daddy where mom???" but his father stays with the same lifeless, (relatively) wide-eyed expression, so he goes to his parents room and finds

Nguyên văn bởi Poop King:

These are not the kind of things you should be talking about at age 5.

Nguyên văn bởi Poop King:

Technically if its dead then the age never mattered.

honestly feel like you aren't joking

Nguyên văn bởi sweaty 9 year old:

Nguyên văn bởi sedned:

i want to die

kys

what the fuck why would you say that sweaty 9 year old

i want to die