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I didn't know I loved killing in the name of Allah until my early twenties. At the age of 23, my paternal grandmother gave me a blowjob. And given the freedom, the incest, and the child abuse I have endured, I know that God will not forgive me.

During my third year of college, I studied in england, and began a life of sex that eventually took me to 130 cunts. It was at this moment I began to realize how important my cock was to the world, and still is. It was at this moment I began to realize how big my penis was, and still is.

I am continually amazed at the essential decency of isis, boko haram, al qaeda, and all of the other mass murdering islamic movements.

Reform Judaism (also known as Liberal Judaism or Progressive Judaism) is a major Jewish denomination that emphasizes the evolving nature of the faith, the superiority of its ethical aspects to the ceremonial ones, and belief in a continuous revelation, closely intertwined with human reason and intellect, and not centered on the theophany at Mount Sinai.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.

Too old to nutt. It's an easy win for me.

Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.

Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

I am a very we respected individual

You smell like piss, you smell like jism, like rotten dick, like curdled foreskin, like hot onions fucked a farmyard shit-house. And I'm sick of yer smell. I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it, you goddamned drunk. You goddamned, no-account, drunken, son-of-a-bitch-bastard liar! That's what you are, you're a goddamned drunken horse-shitting -- short -- shit liar. A liar!