banned for performing the deadly ancient japanese art of kancho

unbanned because based cabbage enjoyer

"Looks like someones gon have to bite the pillow, because im going in DRY"
- Steve Harvey, 2015

Originally posted by Phreya™:

. The guard's eyes widen, "OMG, you're Obama? THE Obama? Sir, I'm a big fan, Sir!"

the guard asks, "Will you sign my chest" The guard opens the door and opens up his shirt, revealing his chest, obama proceeds to write, "Signed by yours truly, obama" On the chest, the guard replies, "Thank you, you and your friend are free to go" The guard lets obama and gookakgo out, carlos runs over, trying to escape but the guard tazes him and shouts, "Not you" Obama and gookakgo drive home, and sit together on the couch, gookakgo sighs in relief and says, "Its good to be back, wanna continue the anime" Obama replies, "Sure" Gookakgo turns on the tv and puts on the anime

Obama replies, "Oh, i see" Gookakgo says, "Yeah, youre gonna get paid a ton next week, we shouldnt be in prison for too long, so we'll be able to pay" Obama writes the bill forms and gives it to the prison guard

, obama grabs the bill and says, "Hold on, let me pay it..." Obama's eyes pop like a cartoon character, obama shouts, "OH NO, GOOKAKGO, WHAT DO I DO, WE GOTTA PAY 42069 GLAGGLE TOKENS FOR THIS SHIT" gookakgo shouts, "DAMN IT, DAMN ITT" carlos

, then obama marks his first day in prison on the wall as gookakgo yawns and crosses his legs

unbanned because thanks, heres the coordinates of a decapitated body
44.542094, -94.305717

, obama and gookakgo sits on the bed, gookakgo says, "I didnt even do anything, man, why am i here with you" Carlos asks, "What are you two in for" Obama replies, "Hosting a non-consensual breaking bad erp, i really regret it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFx042dw16Q