Originally posted by esproe:

this snail guy seems like a bit of a stinker

dont talk crap about my waifu ever again

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer’s thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I’m going to be alright and that there’s nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life to a dark, earth-shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500-decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I hate gaming laptops.

Originally posted by WaylanderGR:

Originally posted by Free-House:

I can't wait for call of duty black ops to come out!!!

cod is a dead series bro, trust me medal of honor will surpass it

you are wrong, the battlefield series will far surpass call of doody and medal of boringness

My upper and lower lips whenever they make sound. I am the best singer in EXISTENCE

Banned because your bings aren't chilling

Banned for not finding a cure for cancer

The biggest number possible is whatever your mom weighs

*Everyone calling me a heathen for spreading the truth*

Me, 7 days later who's still not banned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTczCpIaLAU&list=RDfTczCpIaLAU&start_radio=1

Crabpeople? More like CRAPpeople. GET REKT, Your Royal Gayness!

Originally posted by K3KYOIN GAMING:

*sniff* ugh... who shit my pants?

IT WAS CRABPEOPLE