*gaves birth*

Originally posted by UHC-901:

Originally posted by smoking addiction:

*rapes*

*gets pregnant*

newgen

3 wurd game

banned because Bones are Not cool anymore

Banned because Idk man,

banned for being a bitch

I am a straight male who spent 11 days being forced to listen to gay porn almost nonstop
I know this sounds like a shitpost but I swear to God, Jesus on the cross, and Buddha himself that every word of this is true.

I don't know computers well, but my last laptop had some weird driver issue. It started bluescreening every few minutes, and it took almost two weeks for a replacement to come in. I couldn't be without a computer that long, I probably have a bit of an internet addiction, but there was only one thing I found that prevented it from crashing: Internet Archive has a nearly 2 hour long gay porn WHICH I ONLY KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE IT'S A MEME!

I couldn't just mute it in tab either, that didn't work. I had to have the sound on or it would still crash. All I could do was lower it as much as possible.

I have spent the past 11 days constantly, CONSTANTLY if I wanted to use my computer, listening to muscular men shouting, groaning, and taunting each other as they wrestle in a locker room setting before inevitably leading themselves into sexual activity.

That time is finally passed and things are better now, but I am not joking when I say that this has left some strange marks on me. I'm not really looking for advice, I don't think there IS advice, but I had to get it off my chest. I am relieved to finally leave the curse of gay bodybuilders naked wrestling in a locker room behind me, but it will haunt me for some time to come. I think that locker room is staying in my head now until the end of my days.

Yeah, y'all ready for this?
Uhh, yeah, yeah!
Haha, mic check, mic check!
Yeah, mic check, mic check!
Yeah, My name is....
Shake Zula,
The mic rula,
The old schoola,
You want a trip, I'll bring it to ya!
Frylock
And I'm on top,
Rock you like a cop,
Meatwad, you're up next with your knock-knock...
Meatwad make the money, see,
Meatwad get the honeys, G,
Drivin in my car,
Livin like a star,
Ice on my fingers
And my toes,
And I'm a Taurus!
Haha, check it!
Uhh, check-check it, yeah!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens,
Make the homies say ho,
And the girlies wanna scream!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens,
Make the homies say ho,
And the girlies wanna scream!
Yeah!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Numba 1 in the hood, G!
Yeah!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens!
Haha! Yeah baby!
You can't mess with that!
You can't mess with that!
You know you can't mess with us man,
You know you can't mess with us!

Hello kitty roleplay has been CANCELLED today

My entire family has been kidnapped..

Please stop