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me only! FUCK YOU & everything you love. I hope a homeless, transgendered nigger rapes you and steals your idendty fucking usuless brain dead bitch

wanted to be a ballerina, but you know what I became? HIV positive

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Camp Camp. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Max’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Camp Camp truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Max’s existential catchphrase “*inserts curse word here*,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Rooster Teeth's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Woh he got me die you degenerate scum your not funny I'm making a joke out of you your fat nigger of a mum should have stomped on you or drowned you in a bath you spear chucking africoon american fat coon can't wait for the kkk to find your low life low money family go back to the cotton field normie nigger faggot yeh I am a cracker just like the whip on your back go one build for me you probably listen to trap nation and free style with your homies behind the fuckin watermelon store you niggers cry about racism and ask for rights yet your racist your self stop dreaming about joining fake wrestling ok because you know what happened to the last nigger that had a dream and you get Britan all wrong its full of chavs actually god learn something please actual learn how to count because my apples need to be collected no actually become one with the apples because you'll be hanging from a tree at some point coon

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I have; it's fucking awesome!

ikr!? what's your favorite character? Mine is David XDDD I just love optimistic characters

Nikki & Max

I have; it's fucking awesome!

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I didn't miss any of you

we know

I'm trying to think of an unoriginal TOP 10 anime joke to say here.

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oh hi Rival, we missed you

I didn't miss any of you

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

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I like cherry