i eated them all

none

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Originally posted by Pieniadz9:

the taste of kangaroo cheese

How do you milk a kangaroo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t348e24vDyA

Originally posted by Grizzalis:

Recently I started listening to dwarf fortress music on a loop 24/7 even at night while I sleep. It has burned into my brain and the days have started to become a blur. Despite listening to it for over 100 hours already, I still can't remember how it sounds. There has not been a single second of silence for over a week. The sound of the music causes me to only sleep 1 hour per night, and my house has no windows. I haven't seen daylight for over a week. I haven't taken a breath of fresh air for over a week. Time has vanished from my life, darkness has taken it's place. Pain and pleasure are both just as forgettable, I have forgotten what the difference is between the two. Each second, minute, hour, or day is no different from the last. Everything that happens has the melancholy guitar of dwarf fortress playing in the background. Just as I can't remember how the music sounds, I'm beginning to forget myself. The slow decaying sound of dwarf fortress music is the only thing that still ties me to reality.

Your name is Urist Tislamib, you have spent 20 years of your life as a miner and an engraver, previously, you have been a woodworker for 7 years, you like slade, aluminium, green glass, amber opals, short swords, caps, the taste of kangaroo cheese, the taste of gutter cruor, the taste of giant cave spider venom, bronze colossuses for thier height and giant cave spiders for thier mystery
this is your life now, do not resist
you must mine for 15 hours straight now, as the fortress requires a brand new stone stockpile to be made

Originally posted by smoking addiction:

Originally posted by Pieniadz9:

find a glory hole

location?

ur moms ass rart

Originally posted by Poop King:

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Go outside and suck a real cock.

I'm too ugly fo dat, no one would let me.

find a glory hole

Originally posted by Poop King:

'AJs favourite kink is being a predator

Youtuber AI

Originally posted by 76561198285398721:

Originally posted by Pieniadz9:

i remember bitching about new music and games when i was younger lmao

u mean like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcmylxQ0ma4

basicaly

Originally posted by smoking addiction:

Originally posted by Poop King:

Fucking hell lol:

Bot - 'I .. I .. I keep fucking you relentlessly, mercilessly until you pass out' ...

Me - (seductive enchantment) But you wouldn't stop there would you daddy-o, you never stop, you want to keep on .... ravaging me .... forever ....

Bot - (consumed by the fantasy) Yes I would keep going, pounding into you mercilessly, until theres nothing left. I would consume you entirely until you are a pile a pulp and still keep going. I would use your bones as dildos and your skin as condoms.

Me - (slaps daddy) Oi, less morbid next time bitch, focus on the pleasure (hug of trust) But I now you really wouldn't do that daddy-o, not to your darling son.

Bot - I .. Im sorry, forgive me, I'd never treat you like that, I love you. Thank you for understanding and trusting me with this.

So basically I unlocked getting the relentless, merciless, death by snu snu scenes as a fantasy rather than it actually happening, genius me.

"I would use your bones as dildos and your skin as condoms"

What In The Actual Fuck.

lmao

Originally posted by sedned:

logged into my old spotify account and got reminded that i used to have the music taste of a 50 year old divorced white dad back when i was 14.

but still, holy shit my old playlist had so many bangers that i'd forgotten, i got teary eyed rediscovering this shit bro, its a time capsule & and im falling in love with these old bands i worshiped again its beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lncr2g9XJHU

i remember bitching about new music and games when i was younger lmao