https://twitter.com/BPorterB1/status/1824291674366841182

No idea how I'm not arrested yet, but I believe I got immunity to speech control laws cos autism.

I updated my username a while after cracking that joke lol.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Poopy, call you dad and tell him that you love him before leaving this world so he can spend the rest of his sunset years knowing you won't embarrass him anymore.

Ewwww, I hate my dad and he can drop dead first so I can piss on his grave.

Originally posted by TDC:

i showed your picture to a random girl i knew and liked a lot but then she interrupted me mid sentence and said "I would rather that guy then you, it seems he has a nice beard going on" and that was 2 months ago and i still am sad about a random dude on steam that claims he cant get a relationship legit gets more girls then me

I'm not into girls and I get zero men waaah

Originally posted by Minerva:

im going to kill my

Whole planet.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Poopy, your fatherless upbringing is showing.

Said my daughter who's mom I pumped, dumped, then left.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

I'm back from the store with the milk.

Back to another house with another man's cock to satisfy. Slut.

I open my mouth, magic happens ... Unless the other person is a smooth brained toxic positive that thinks everything is an attack.

I learned how to spot them - dweebs that use words like 'Kind, Nice, Lovely' in almost every sentence to describe themselves or others, indicating that they don't want people who arent - they use their superficial crap to manipulate and control others to keep them on their own level of emotional immaturity. Peter Pan syndrome, the emotional development of a 5 year old in an adult.

I'd rather be back with abusive narcs than such invalidating smooth brains.

Oh I can read the book I bought, only read the first chapter so far, and its the first book I actually enjoyed reading in decades ....

'Every word is a bird we teach to sing' - a book on the mysteries and meanings of language written by a proper language savant for me to improve my skills.

One of the new aspie places I went to, a woman asked... 'Why do you do speech therapy? You don't even need it, you already speak perfectly' ... Well durr thats cos I did speech therapy.

The place I volunteer is shut for a week for summer.

One of the aspie groups is shut until September for summer too.

Only a couple of groups I do on thurs and fri still open.

Fucking bored.

Then I went REEEEEE and stuck my arm up his bum!

Yo dad cried and screamed, out of his hole came loadsa blood.