Banned for non-unique waifu

Banned for losing Lwow

Banned for being unoriginal

Banned for thinking that this is cancerous

Originally posted by SPAH:

wtf is this thread

It's a huge fucking thread

Originally posted by Radical Atheist Terror:

“I am a Socialist.”
“It didn’t work in Russia.”
“That’s Communism, not Socialism.”
“It didn’t work in Cuba.”
“No, you’re thinking of Communism.”
“It didn’t work in North Korea.”
“Communism and Socialism aren’t the same thi-”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FREEDOM-HATING CUCK!”

Commie edgelord

Little Jimmy is in his room playing with his toy cars when a wormhole opens up and a man steps out. "Jimmy! I'm you from the future!"
Shocked, little Jimmy replies, "Really?! Wow! What do I become when I grow up?"
"A pedophile," Older Jimmy says as he locks the door

Originally posted by Scorpion:

First I fuck my sister, then I fuck my mom
Then I fuck my cousin, then I fuck my son
Then I go to church, then I fuck my mom
And then I say grace, then I fuck my mom

I am from the south, and I'm really fucking stupid
I can't read, I can't write
I got a cleft lip and a lazy eye
I'm an Aryan race, eyes blue as the sky
If you think about it, Hitler did nothing wrong
He was really just trying to keep the race nice and strong
'Cause white is right, and white is good
Keep those niggers back in the hood

I believe in my savior Lord Jesus Christ
Everybody seems equal in our savior's eyes
Except for faggots and except for niggers
If you don't get off my lawn, I'mma pull that trigger

Please don't touch me, my dad is a lawyer
And I'll have you know I will not settle in court
I've got a nice job at my father's firm
If I cry hard enough the police will let me go
Anytime, anytime
I'm a white teenage boy in his prime
If I rape a girl, it won't be a crime
Because my father has my back
And Lord Jesus Christ

First I fuck my sister, then I fuck my mom
Then I fuck my cousin, then I fuck my son
Then I go to church, then I fuck my mom
And then I say grace, then I fuck my mom

My favorite literotica so far

Banned for being a norwegian

Banned for being named Joe, you filthy casual