banned for improperly preparing chimpanzee meat for consumption and getting hiv

banned for ordering clams and eating the entire shell

unbanned for probably having a penis size that might be above average

banned for taking a ruler to bed to see how long you sleep

banned for yelling the n word in a theater causing a panic

banned for posting a diagram of how much black tar heroin, white dots, cum and blood you have inside you

banned for casting an illegal spell

banned for wanting to be penetrated by multiple men

banned for comitting
Aggravated assault
Aiding and abetting/accessory
Arson
Assault/battery
Attempt
Bribery
Burglary
Child abandonment
Child abuse
Child neglect
Child pornography
Computer crime
Conspiracy
Counterfeiting
Credit/debit card fraud
Criminal contempt of court
Cyberbullying
Disorderly conduct
Disturbing the peace
Domestic violence
Drug manufacturing and cultivation
Drug possession
Drug trafficking/distribution
DUI/DWI
Embezzlement
Extortion
Forgery
Fraud
Harassment
Hate crimes
Homicide
Identity theft
Insurance fraud
Identity theft
Kidnapping
Manslaughter: Involuntary
Manslaughter: Voluntary
Medical Marijuana
MIP: A minor in possession
Money laundering
Murder: First-degree
Murder: Second-degree
Obstruction of justice
Open container (of alcohol)
Parole violation
Perjury
Probation violation
Prostitution
Public intoxication
Pyramid schemes
Racketeering/RICO
Rape
Robbery
Securities fraud
Sexual assault
Shoplifting
Solicitation
Stalking
Statutory rape
Tax evasion/fraud
Telemarketing fraud
Theft
Vandalism
White collar crimes
Wire fraud

banned for jorking your peanits