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banned because Ah, the burdens of this mortal coil, how oft we neglect the simplest of acts, those that keep us clean in both body and spirit! In the quiet moments, when the world slumbers and I find myself alone with my thoughts, I am reminded of a truth so profound yet so oft ignored— the necessity, nay, the duty, to wash one’s ass. For in this act lies more than mere cleanliness; it is a testament to self-respect, an ode to the preservation of dignity.

Consider, if you will, the toils of the day. The sun rises, and with it, the grind begins. We labor, we sweat, we endure. And in that toil, our bodies, these temples of flesh, bear the marks of our endeavors. How then, I ask, can we neglect the very part of ourselves that endures the brunt of our exertions? The ass, that unsung hero, bears the weight of our burdens, yet how easily do we forget its care?

To wash is to cleanse not just the body, but the mind. It is an act of renewal, a ritual that purges us of the grime of the day and prepares us for the morrow. In that cleansing, we find solace, a moment of reflection, a chance to start anew. And what of those who shirk this simple act? They carry with them the remnants of neglect, a stain not only upon their skin but upon their very soul. How can one walk through life with head held high, when the very foundation of their being is marred by such oversight?

Nay, I say, let us not be so careless. Let us take pride in the care of our bodies, in the knowledge that cleanliness is next to godliness. For if we cannot tend to our own selves, how then can we face the world with the confidence it demands? Wash, then, not just for the sake of others, but for yourself. For in that act, you affirm your worth, your humanity, your place in the world.

And so, I stand, resolved in this truth: to wash one’s ass is to honor oneself, to embrace the dignity that comes with being clean, whole, and prepared for whatever the day may bring. In this simple act lies a greater wisdom—one that speaks to the core of our existence, to the very essence of who we are. Let us wash, then, and in doing so, let us rise above the filth of neglect and emerge, refreshed, renewed, and ready to face the world.

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